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Day Shift Problem- Acronym used at the end of a night shift to describe a problem that they are leaving for the day shift.
"Don't worry about changing that old ladies shitty diaper dude, it's only 25 minutes to quitin' time, that shit is a DSP."
by keifermail July 26, 2008
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Digital Sound Processing. A really cool feature on hi-definition stereos that let you add reverberated depth (echo) to what you are listening too.
My stereo has DSP!
by star8706 July 24, 2003
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An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.
Person 1:"I heard last night was pretty crazy. Do you even remember much of it?"
Person 2:"Yea, I was the DSP. I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."
by DSP for life January 29, 2009
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Don't Surf Porn: the greatest anti-virus/anti-malware tool known to man. Never needs an update, never scans your disk drive, never costs anything and is 99.999% effective against trojans, worms, viruses, most spam and nearly all other computer badness.
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<babbleWork> i'm using AVG at the moment
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by riyley July 16, 2008
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If you hate some one you simply type DSP.
Die slowly and painfully.

But sounds stupid if you say it.
Chante: (ranting about how jamie is a loser)
Jamie: (types) DSP
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An acronym meaning Designated Sober Person. It is that person at a party who for whatever reason isn't drinking. It is the person who takes care of the people who are totally gone.
Person 1:"I heard last night was pretty crazy. Do you even remember much of it?"
Person 2:"Yea, I was the DSP. I sure had to take care of a lot of people last night."
by Always the DSP January 29, 2009
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Dick Sucking Problem - problem of giving blowjobs easily and to too many guys
Amy has a major DSP. She blows me and my boys all the time for free. It's fucking great!
by BlueAir September 13, 2004
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