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Dissendium

1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.
"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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Dole

1. Common word for the Unemployment Benefit. Basically, money for nothing.

2. A kind of Banana.
1: "I used to be on the dole, but after those WINZ fucks started bothering me every week, I told them to stick it up their ass"

2. "Dang, I wanted Dole bananas, not Bonita bananas!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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Pauanui

A NZ beach-side resort town on the Coromandel Peninsula, around 140km from Auckland. A very nice place to holiday, but with an abundance of supremely rich and snobby people - who walk around with their noses in the air, and own $3 million holiday homes which they only stay in for 2 weeks a year.
Person 1: "I'm going to Pauanui this weekend"
Person 2: "Sure dude, sure..."
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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winmx

The coolest P2P file-sharing program around. It's the best way to steal music.

Some WinMX users are bastards though, and disconnect you for no good reason.
Person 1: "Fuck Kazaa, now my PC is full of spyware"
Person 2: "Dude, get WinMX"
by KeeWee January 10, 2005
mugGet the winmxmug.

K Road

K Road, a.k.a Karangahape Road: The place to go if you're in need of some desperate pleasure from a filthy whore.

Much like Great South Road at Hunters Corner. Where you need to keep your car doors locked if driving through the area around 2-3am... they'll try and jump in with you.
Sam: "Where's Richie tonight?"
Cameron: "I hear he's gone down to K Road. That's the only way that ugly mutha is ever gonna get laid"
by KeeWee January 14, 2005
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huhu

1. The way that small-minded idiots laugh. Always in writing, never in conversation.

2. A small edible grub, native to New Zealand. It's been said to taste like chicken, peanut butter, or pork crackling, depending on the person.
1. Cheb: "Lick Meh... huhuhuhu"
Me: "Eeeeewwwww... huhuhuhu"

2. "I was splitting logs and one was full of huhu grubs"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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l&p

A Kiwi soft drink. Stands for "Lemon and Paeroa" - Paeora being a small Waikato town where the drink was concieved many moons ago, from pure spring water and Lemon flavouring.

While not made that way anymore, it still tastes awesome.
Dion: "You like that? I think it smell like Lemongrass"
Me: "Shut up Dion"
by KeeWee January 10, 2005
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