Oatmeal Creampie 

The act of stuffing a womans vagina with warm oatmeal, having sex and ejaculating inside her, then eating the oatmeal and baby batter mixture as it oozes out of her.

Last night my girl asked me if i wanted an oatmeal creampie. I'll never look at a little debbie the same way again.

Oatmeal Creampie by sasquatch361 April 4, 2011

Oatmeal Creampie 

When you’re eating oatmeal and some falls onto your crotch region, essentially creampieing the person.

“Jessica got oatmeal creampied this morning in the cafeteria.”

Oatmeal Creampie by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Oatmeal Creampie 

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.

Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.

Oatmeal Creampie by XNarz November 30, 2020

Oatmeal Creampie 

A creampie into an ass that’s full of shit

Man 1: “I gave Little Debbie an oatmeal creampie last night it was so hot.”
Man 2: “Dang dude, that’s gross didn’t you get shit on your dick? “

Oatmeal Creampie by Craven Moorehead October 23, 2022

Oatmeal creampie 

When you cum inside a person over the age of 65

I hooked up with this gilf the other night and gave her an oatmeal creampie

Oatmeal creampie by DollFace07 March 17, 2023

Oatmeal Creampie 

When a guy has oral sex with an old lady and creampies her.

"Yeah man, I just had an oatmeal creampie last night with that one Gilf. "

Oatmeal Creampie by Chrizzak H. Buchanan June 24, 2023

Oatmeal Creampie 

The act of a brown skin minority cumming in a white woman’s pussy and watching it ooze out of her, then making her eat it.

After beating up my white girls pussy, I made her eat an oatmeal creampie. A hot load of cum that just fell out of her white cunt from a big brown dick.

Oatmeal Creampie by D.Lang April 3, 2025