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Definitions by Kay Tutan Tayo

Ahasuerus 

A Persian King and Esther's husband.
Explicitly, Xerxes, the same bald, bejewelled Persian King who rides on a palanquin and dwarfs Leonidas owned the name.
So the man in the Bible and the villain on 300 series were the one and the same.
Ahasuerus is Xerxes. I'm shocked.
Ahasuerus by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Immortals 

Persian Army's elite men. Known for being replaced quickly of anybody's fallen.
But well known in others as those masked, black-laden, wakizashi-armed grotesque men who Leonidas and his boys beat back.
Dilios: They served the dark will of the Persian King for 500 years. Eyes as dark as night, teeth filed to fangs, soulless. The personal guard to King Xerxes himself, the Persian warrior elite. The deadliest fighting force in all of Asia, Immortals.
Immortals by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Doing a Chris Brown 

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
A Dragon from Dragon Ball series. You can get 7 balls to summon the Dragon.
And also the dragon that Kuzunoha beat mercilessly, ended up being his servant.
Shenron: *poses like a defeated dog*
Kuzunoha: What are you doing?
Shenron: Doing what defeated does.
Shenron by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Split Second 

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.
Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?
Split Second by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Mickey Mouse Money 

Name for those totally worthless money or currency.
Came from Mickey Mouse Era, when Japan made Filipino money so worthless, you can buy a cup with a basket full of it.

Now, Zimbabwe has the most worthless money in there, with hundreds of trillions of Zimbabwe money can buy only a kilo of rice and a loaf of bread.
I have more Mickey Mouse Money, where should i change this cash?
Mickey Mouse Money by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018
Filipino term for traitors.
Judas Iscariot, Lord Jesus' Apostle betrayed his Lord for money.
Just like other traitors, in exchange for something, they betray others.
Jose:Hudas ka, Juan. Pati ako tutuklawin mo!
Hudas by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018