Kay Tutan Tayo's definitions

Dipshit

The nickname Woods given to Mike Harper.

Woods: Mi Hermana, that's Spanish for sister, Dipshit.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Blue Babe

Term meaning eating one's specimen as a celebration.

Came from Blue Babe, an extinct bison which the scientists ate a portion of it before displaying the carcass on museum.

The scientists Blue Babe'd a tuna in their celebration of the revival of the poor fish's race.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

Christ Killers

When a group of Jews went to a synagogue nearby.

The Christ Killers denied that they killed the Messiah, well kuwento mo sa pagong.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Rikishi

A Japanese sumo rank, just like Yokozuna.
But most known for a Samoan that has the biggest thong-wearing booty in WWE.

Dad 1: My son Junichirou just got into Rikishi rank.
Rikishi's Dad: Hold my sake, and i'll call my son.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 3, 2018

boracay cup

Fans use this term for a PBA team that was eliminated either in elimination or playoff up to semis. Boracay is known for vacations, in short, the team that was on early vacation. Champions of this cup is the greatest loser of the teams.

******* is the Boracay Cup Champion. Kangkong na naman.

by Kay Tutan Tayo November 30, 2018

Tuko

Defines as:
1) Literally, a gecko
2) A person who cannot let go of their position. Means kapit-tuko
3) Your ex-relation who cannot let go of you.

1) Tuko is expensive if you sell it to a Chinese drugstore.
2) The Vice-President Leni is a Tuko. She cannot let go of the seat she cheated to get.
3) Lino's ex-wife Jade is a tuko.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 6, 2018

PCsero

Term for person/s who loiter internet cafes, looking at another person's computer use, to the point of annoyance.

Andaming PCsero sa puwesto ko. Pwede bang mag-disperse muna kayo?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018