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Someone who is very stiff and stupid; a very lazy moron; one who is paralyzed by lack of thought or ambition.
Roommate 1: Hey rigormoron, did you get off the couch at all today and look for a job?
Roommate 2: Nope, I seen stuff on TV though.
Roommate 1: You need a shower dude, and a new place to live.
Roommate 2: Nope, I seen stuff on TV though.
Roommate 1: You need a shower dude, and a new place to live.
by Katya Eye January 6, 2015
Get the Rigormoron mug.When someone doesn't bother to open or read their bills, they instead let them pile up, or the bills are carelessly thrown away; someone who only realizes they need to pay a bill when services are shut off due to their neglect to pay on time.
Bob: Dang, I guess our power just got shut off again.
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??
Dave: That's not cool bro, the Superbowl is on tomorrow! Didn't you pay the electric bill?
Bob: Is that the blue one in the pink envelope or the pink one in the blue envelope?
Dave: Neither! Are you friggin billiterate??
by Katya Eye August 14, 2016
Get the billiterate mug.1) When a person who is overly spray-tanned enough to become orange-skinned has a fit of rage, to such a degree that it may cause them to have an aneurism.
2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.
2) An orange person having an unhealthy tantrum.
News Channel: "Today president trump made a fool of himself once again, as he failed to keep another promise he made to his voters..."
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"
Spicey: "Oh man, Don's gonna have another tangerism when he watches this!"
by Katya Eye March 25, 2017
Get the tangerism mug.What the Amish, or people in under-developed nations use as a taxi service instead of a horse and buggy; A smaller, more economic taxi for the Amish and under-developed nations, consisting of a sheep and cart.
Gustaf: I'm taking a coach ride home, care to ride with me?
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.
Jeremiah: Why don't we take a eweber? Its faster and cheaper.
by Katya Eye August 16, 2016
Get the eweber mug.Making the worst possible mistake at the worst possible time; making a dumb mistake that leads to devastation or loss; choking in the moment.
Dave desperately wanted to win the race and was ahead in the final seconds, but his kerkering lead him straight into a tree before the finish line.
“I hope that one day the Seattle Mariners stop kerkering and finally make it into the World Series!”
“I hope that one day the Seattle Mariners stop kerkering and finally make it into the World Series!”
by Katya Eye October 9, 2025
Get the kerkering mug.Extremely determined to try and swim; having the ambitious swimming and/or leaping skills of a frog or similar amphibian.
Announcer at the Olympics: Michael Phelps is looking pretty amphibitious out in the waters, about to win his third gold medal of the day!
by Katya Eye November 26, 2013
Get the amphibitious mug.After reading some words and their definitions on Urban Dictionary, you start to realize a lot of things on the site are bullshit and should have never made it onto the site. This is known as an urdic fail.
Yo, did you read the words of the day on Urban Dictionary today?
Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.
Yeah, pretty lame shit. All urdic fails.
by Katya Eye March 3, 2016
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