worst song on the ugliest guitar

something that is miserable or pathetic.

Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.

by katie tran November 06, 2006

screen door on a submarine

1. Useless, worthless

2. To cause someone to lose hope; To disapoint; Burst your bubble

1. I don't think she should be on our team. She's a screen door on a submarine.

2. (From the Venture Bros.)
Hank: Aww come on, let me at 'em, Brock! I probably know Judo! How many of those guys can make the same boast?!
Brock: No.
Hank: Why must you be the screen door on my submarine, Brock?

by Katie Tran December 20, 2006

hard copy

a document you can hold in your hands as opposed to one being saved on the computer.

The teacher wouldn't except work emailed to her. She wanted a hard copy.

by katie tran October 28, 2003

bog

God. From "A Clockwork Orange"

Good Bog! What have you done?

by Katie Tran May 08, 2003

do what now?

A phrase that essentially means huh or "what did you say?".

Mainly used in southern states by young people with bad hearing.

Often shortened to "Do what?".

Person: "I need a large fries"
Person2: "Do what?"

by Katie Tran July 22, 2005

nicotine break

A synonym to "cigarette break".

Dude, I'll be back soon. I'm going on a nicotine break.

by Katie Tran September 20, 2005