In-person hot

When someone is attractive in-person but is not photogenic whatsoever.

Guy: Hey check out my new girl!
Friend: She's not even hot...
Guy: No, trust me! She's in-person hot!

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

1-10 Scale

The scale used to determine the physical attractiveness of another person. Can also include personality, but let's face it, not usually.

Guy 1: hey did you see that girl? She's a total 10 on a 1-10 scale
Guy 2: you know it bro, just got her number

by Karab okama September 17, 2016

RCL

Random Crazy Laughter:

When you suddenly outburst into laughter after thinking about something funny that had happened recently. People usually give you weird stares as you fumble to explain your sudden laughter.

I was at work yesterday when I thought of that joke the other night and had a total RCL.

by Karab okama July 18, 2017

WoW Brain

When you play World of Warcraft (or another video game) so long that your head hurts and you feel groggy.

Man I can't do my homework anymore. I shouldn't have played for 6 hours today... guessing I have a case of wow brain.

by Karab okama October 12, 2016

carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020

Social distancing

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

by Karab okama March 18, 2020