Social distancing

An excuse to avoid people you don't wanna see during the Corona pandemic.

Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....

*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*

by Karab okama March 18, 2020

Soy boy beta cuck

Used by characters in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" to describe someone who is a vegan, demasculinized, beta male, cuckold.

You typically associate these guys with vegans, hipsters, man buns/man ponies, typical beta male. The type of guy you'd cuckold and he would like it.

Get your hands off me, you soy boy beta cuck! I will never get a man pony!

by Karab okama July 19, 2020

Convo 3rd wheeling

When two people are having a conversation and you don't really contribute anything, you just kind of feed off of it. Sometimes even through eavesdropping.

Guy 1: Did you see the new marvel movie?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty sick!
3rd wheel: Hey me too!

Guy 1 and guy 2: -_- dude stop convo 3rd wheeling

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

microtransactions

when you have sexual intercourse and/or ejaculation while having a micropenis

Johnny came over last night and gave me some good microtransactions with his tiny dick

by Karab okama December 01, 2020

Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

WoW Brain

When you play World of Warcraft (or another video game) so long that your head hurts and you feel groggy.

Man I can't do my homework anymore. I shouldn't have played for 6 hours today... guessing I have a case of wow brain.

by Karab okama October 12, 2016

carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs

yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night

by Karab okama December 12, 2020