15 definitions by Karab okama

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when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs
yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night
by Karab okama December 12, 2020
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When two people are having a conversation and you don't really contribute anything, you just kind of feed off of it. Sometimes even through eavesdropping.
Guy 1: Did you see the new marvel movie?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty sick!
3rd wheel: Hey me too!

Guy 1 and guy 2: -_- dude stop convo 3rd wheeling
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
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1:To assert your intelligence over another individual with the intent of proving you're better than them in every way.
2:A nickname for Alabama
Guy 1: I think the answer is 1872?
Guy 2: No. The answer is 1875 idiot.
Guy 1: Stop pulling a Bama
by Karab okama May 28, 2012
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The scale used to determine the physical attractiveness of another person. Can also include personality, but let's face it, not usually.
Guy 1: hey did you see that girl? She's a total 10 on a 1-10 scale
Guy 2: you know it bro, just got her number
by Karab okama September 17, 2016
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when you have sexual intercourse and/or ejaculation while having a micropenis
Johnny came over last night and gave me some good microtransactions with his tiny dick
by Karab okama December 01, 2020
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Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.
Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
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When someone is attractive in-person but is not photogenic whatsoever.
Guy: Hey check out my new girl!
Friend: She's not even hot...
Guy: No, trust me! She's in-person hot!
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
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