shit monkey

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"
George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.
by KANE August 03, 2004
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Doggie door

While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.
Dude, she gave Tom a doggie door last night.
by Kane October 07, 2004
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VELVET GOLDMINE

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history
artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack
by kane February 23, 2005
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mo fo

by kane April 27, 2003
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Oobi

Expletive usually reserved for children attempting to avoid a stinging insect.
What...? Is that a...? Oobi! Aaaaaugggh!
by Kane December 14, 2003
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int

Short term for intelligence.

Used in MMORPGS and RPGS in releation to stats
Woo i have an int of 60!

A) OMFG this uber leet robe gives me +31 Int and a +9 against Ogers!
B) niiccee!
by Kane June 18, 2005
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ben zona

Aben zona aze achal li et apita.
by kane April 27, 2003
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