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Definitions by Kane

VELVET GOLDMINE 

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history
artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack
VELVET GOLDMINE by kane February 23, 2005
rolling on my penis laughing.
originated at toon love.
guy 1: *tells a joke*
guy 2: LMFAO THAT WAS FUNNY
everyone: stfu. lmfao is for losers.
guy 3: rompl.
tawnee: hey, that guy's kewl! lets make out!
everyone: that crazy guy 3. *rollseyes*
rompl by kane November 30, 2004

Hate-Sex 

Having strong, forcefull sex with a member of the opposite sex whom you absolute despise.
Man she's so hot but she is such a bitch, I'd want to have hate-sex with her.
Hate-Sex by Kane October 7, 2004

splash mountain 

When a woman is giving a man a blow-job on the tiolet (AKA Blumpkin), the man's poop causes the toilet water to splash into the woman's face.
I had to poop so bad I turned a blumpkin into a splash mountain.
splash mountain by Kane October 7, 2004

Doggie door 

While a man is having sex with a woman, she farts causing his testicles to swing back and forth; similar to a dog door.
Dude, she gave Tom a doggie door last night.
Doggie door by Kane October 7, 2004

shit monkey 

any obvious lying fucking primate bi-pedal asshole espousing falsehoods out of it's rectum-like mouth orifice. i.e.-a liar.Everything that falls out of these creatures is pure shit,hence-"shit monkey"
George W. Bush is actually websters picture example if you look closely to the right of the definition. Right next to the phrase-"blatant shitmonkeyness". There are countless numbers of these creatures among us unfortunately. They can be readily identified, and one can tell when they are lying as you will notice the mouth orifice is open.
shit monkey by KANE August 3, 2004
FPS stands for feet per second. generally used to define power and performance in airsoft, bb, and paintball guns. occasionally also used to refer to the speed of a bullet or other projectile.
damn Chris's M-16 AEG shoots at 410 fps but my little shit n00b airsoft spring pistol only shoots at 230 fps. he WASTED me in our last airsoft war.
fps by Kane May 29, 2004