KRISTY's definitions

fo shizzle my nizzo

means "for sure my brother" or "for sure my friend"

When asked if the party was good...
"fo shizzle my nizzo!"

by Kristy September 16, 2003

mentallure

When a person with a psychological disorder lures little childern into a dark alley and eats there eyes leaving the childern with that ever lasting memeory

cop 1"god damm it its happened again!"
cop 2" who the fuck let the mentallure out of his cage this time?"

by Kristy November 17, 2003

Jock

to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).

"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"

"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."

by Kristy December 10, 2003

Rohan

A really really cool guy

man i wish i was a rohan like that guy!

by kristy April 2, 2004

Swamp Ass

One whos ass smells of rand things and/or is sweaty.

"My boyfriend is a swamp ass"

by KRISTY February 18, 2005

crotch rocket

A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!

"If You Can Read This The Bitch Just Passed Your Ass!"

by Kristy January 17, 2004

cake face

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

by KRiSTY August 28, 2004