KRISTY's definitions

anywho

anyways. Used to transition from one subject to another.

Anyways, what's new with you?

by Kristy April 6, 2004

Pharoes Curse

Diarrhea one gets from drinking the water in Egypt.
Similar: montezuma's Revenge

Despite being warned about drinking the water in Egypt, Kristy was stubborn and as a result ended up in considerable pain suffering from the Pharoes Curse.

by Kristy April 14, 2004

Jock

to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).

"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"

"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."

by Kristy December 10, 2003

nertz

a fast speed solitare game with unlimited number of players

like solitare with 4 cards flipped up to begin and a nertz pile of 13 cards all face up

by Kristy January 4, 2004

crotch rocket

A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!

"If You Can Read This The Bitch Just Passed Your Ass!"

by Kristy January 17, 2004

tomfelton

sexy motherfucker who i would fuck everynight of my life if i had the chance....tom if ur there i will be ur sex slave for life!!! ps- he will look even sexier in the 3rd movie...so bitches stepp off!

tom felton: will you marry me?
me: yes i will!!

by kristy February 2, 2004

go away

get away frome me you sour ass

go suck a lemon

by kristy April 21, 2003