"My boyfriend is a swamp ass"
by KRISTY February 19, 2005
to aspire to bond with. One jocks persons one has a crush on. Roughly synonymous with "like," but unlike "like" it implies action. When one jocks someone they not only like them but aspire to do something about it (though it does not imply an actual plan, but the general asperation in an imperfect sense).
"Kristy jocks her boyfriend Kris insane amounts"
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
"I am totally jocking that girl in my CRD class, even though she has a boyfriend."
by Kristy December 11, 2003
A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!
by Kristy January 17, 2004
by kristy November 02, 2004
When a person with a psychological disorder lures little childern into a dark alley and eats there eyes leaving the childern with that ever lasting memeory
cop 1"god damm it its happened again!"
cop 2" who the fuck let the mentallure out of his cage this time?"
cop 2" who the fuck let the mentallure out of his cage this time?"
by Kristy November 18, 2003
by kristy April 03, 2004
have to be the nicest biscuits ever made by man. or woman. or girl. record number in a batch : 80something.
are absolutely fantastic dont no how i lived before the littl things came along. waffles are also nice. and so is tea.
are absolutely fantastic dont no how i lived before the littl things came along. waffles are also nice. and so is tea.
by kristy October 20, 2003