KRISTY's definitions

crotch rocket

A Motorcycle that goes really fast and shocks all the guys when they realize that it was a chick that just blew them away!

"If You Can Read This The Bitch Just Passed Your Ass!"

by Kristy January 17, 2004

cake face

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

by KRiSTY August 28, 2004

Blarg

Word used in anger or frustration. Commonly used when you just want to scream.

I failed that test BARLG!!!

by Kristy December 10, 2004

Pharoes Curse

Diarrhea one gets from drinking the water in Egypt.
Similar: montezuma's Revenge

Despite being warned about drinking the water in Egypt, Kristy was stubborn and as a result ended up in considerable pain suffering from the Pharoes Curse.

by Kristy April 14, 2004

fo shizzle my nizzo

means "for sure my brother" or "for sure my friend"

When asked if the party was good...
"fo shizzle my nizzo!"

by Kristy September 16, 2003

4th base

sex

When you go to 4th base w/ someone...you have sex

by kristy June 30, 2003

friendlaid

a case of sickness in which a person thinks they have no friends or everyone hates them, even when they have tons of people telling them that they have a lot of friends

She has a major case of friendlaid.

by Kristy April 24, 2004