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Blarg

Word used in anger or frustration. Commonly used when you just want to scream.
I failed that test BARLG!!!
by Kristy December 10, 2004
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juke

lets get this straight... jukin is when a female is workin a dude to a beat wit her ass towards his shyt...
grindin is when she faces the other way n they grind they shyt togetha
in chicago we be jukin at juke parties n anywhere else

she was jukin on dude all night
by Kristy March 17, 2005
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Pharoes Curse

Diarrhea one gets from drinking the water in Egypt.
Similar: montezuma's Revenge
Despite being warned about drinking the water in Egypt, Kristy was stubborn and as a result ended up in considerable pain suffering from the Pharoes Curse.
by Kristy April 14, 2004
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cake face

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off
1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"
by KRiSTY August 28, 2004
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gear

refering to sexual genitalia, not to disclude breasts and buttox. most commonly used as a name for male genitalia.
He has massive "gear".
by kristy May 27, 2006
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Chicago

Chicago has many nicknames like the Second City (to New York), City of Big Shoulders and the Windy City. The weather sucks; it's sweltering in the summer and below zero most of the winter. The central business district (downtown) is called the Loop because the El encompasses it. Ethnic groups are spread nearly evenly throughout the city, except for the west side, which is mostly African American. We have two airports, two baseball teams, a corrupt local government and a lot of people from southern Illinois who are jealous of us. Contrary to popular belief (as seen above) the north side is not all white and the south side is not all black. Kanye West & the Smashing Pumpkins are two artists from Chicago.
Chicago is inaccurately misrepresented in this "URBAN DICTIONARY" thus far.
by Kristy November 3, 2004
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go away

by kristy April 21, 2003
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