Definitions by KHD

kang 

An act of masturbation when performed in a group, a circle jerk with commentary.

"Let's all have a communal kang."

kang by KHD August 4, 2003

les fuckoffs

A British day tripper to Calais.

"Eeeeh! C'est un groupe des fuckoffs!"

les fuckoffs by KHD August 4, 2003

Two Pump Chump 

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

Two Pump Chump by KHD August 2, 2003

Franglais 

English words that are sued in the French language.

Le sandwich.
Le weekend.
Faire du shopping.
Le best of.
Le flipper.
Les fuckoffs.

Franglais by KHD August 2, 2003

McShit 

Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.

"Right... hold on people, I need to go for a McShit."

McShit by KHD August 2, 2003

Sambre 

Utterly kick-arse French cartoon strip, chronicling the life of Bernard Sambre, and his tempestuous affair with his half sister (Julie Saintange, who has red eyes).

Features: Graphic sex scenes, eye stabbing, bloody murder with a hairpin, incest, more incest, cruelty to animals, drunken one night stands, bodies hidden in the wallspace, bayonnetting, coughing up blood... Great Fun!

"Well... It is pretty fucked up is Sambre."

Sambre by KHD August 2, 2003

ElfQuest 

Extremely long running (25 years) comic strip, which started out independently in 1978, was snapped up by Marvel in the 80s, and went downhill from there. Features an extremely similar style of art to the French masterpiece Sambre, except with more colours. One of its best features, however, is that a large proportion of the characters have mullets, and later on, some gain massive great sideburns as well. MISE!

ElfQuest by KHD August 2, 2003