Houri

Houri refers to the maiden women promised to believers if they attain paradise in Islam. The concept of maiden women also appears in Christian texts about heaven.

"Together with their wives (Houri) , the men of Paradise shall recline"

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

Houri

a type of white grape found in Persia

The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.

by KERMlT September 19, 2012

heuristocrat

An elite-level expert at using cognitive shortcuts to solve problems.

My doctor is an absolute heuristocrat when it comes to making accurate diagnoses.

by CdnKidsMD May 17, 2022

On the hori

To rest or lay down aka on the horizontal

Pete's wife constantly complained that he was on the hori, and not replenishing the hummingbird feeders.

by Battyguy August 28, 2013

Forza Horizon 4

A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan

Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

by original fiero June 17, 2018

Cleftal Horizon

The crack that runs down the middle of your arse.

Where did he kiss you, the middle of your bottom? Well, just to the left of the cleftal horizon.

by Happy Flappy Gilmore July 25, 2010

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

The feeling that hits, and eventually engulfs one, after they finish the game: Horizon Zero Dawn.

This mainly is due to the fact that the world of Horizon Zero Dawn is so immersive that a person loses themselve in it.

Finishing the game, and not knowing how long one has to wait for a potential sequel, makes them not want to play anymore.

It is not helped by the fact that no other world, coupled with its beautifully detailed ambience will ever come close to providing the perfect experience.

This leads to a type of depression, which eventually leads to a person putting his gaming career on an indefinite hold, until the sequel is released.

Post Horizon Zero Dawn depression

Aaron: Meridian doesn't exist in real life..

*gunshot*

by the_digital_iris September 1, 2019