ass clown

A moron, idiot, basically just a complete fool.

JT Lambert is an ass clown. Merced is populated by nothing but ass clowns.

by Kent May 06, 2003

meatshield

1. (noun) A Halo player whose key obligation is to run in front of or behind the player who is carrying the enemy's flag, with the objective of using his/her "meaty" body to stop the bullets from reaching their target.

"Kent is an awesome meatshield. We should make that his name."

by Kent October 23, 2003

undertaker

One of the greatest wrestlers of all time, legend.

Undertaker is the phenom

by kent May 10, 2003

Donkey Puncher

When a man is having anal sex with a person, and he punches them in the back of the head to make them clinch up on his dick.

Jim donkey punched that girl last night.

by Kent June 16, 2003

too $hort

Hilarious Rapper, listen to song "keep on fuckin me" for example

Too $hort is fuckin awesome!

by kent May 11, 2003

Baragon

A Japanese cinematic monster. Debuted in Frankenstein Conquers the World. Burrows underground and fires a heat beam from its mouth. Reddish in color. Has an appetite for humans and livestock. Also appeared in several Godzilla movies.

Watch the following movies:
Frankenstein Conquers the World
Destroy All Monsters (small cameo appearance)
Godzilla-Mothra-King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack

by Kent February 04, 2004

Beef Sniper

A gunman whose area of expertise is on the field with guns blazing, or ducking around corners and chucking grenades. Only skilled at sniping when the target is, in fact, beef.

Kent is pretty good, but he's such a Beef Sniper.

by Kent January 10, 2005