KEN's definitions

happy negro

a 4chan meme, the african american from bangbus.com, he is seen on 4chan in several picturesa and flashes.

"it happy negro, pedobear and cock mongler!"

by ken February 2, 2005

flerker

A male who exibits his erect penis
from the bushes.

Don,t go near those bushes, there,s a flerker in there.

by Ken March 26, 2004

dopesick

In a state of withdrawal usually refering to heroin addiction.

Please man just one fix, I'm dopesick!

by Ken November 29, 2002

pipper

Happy, in a good mood. Combination of "Perky" and "Chipper"

I'm feeling pipper now that you're here

by Ken May 21, 2003

SilvenSwordsman

A person who will consistently use the Socratic way to make you think his/her way.

Andre was being Silvenswordsman to Aquino to prove to him that he had the bigger penis.

by ken November 30, 2004

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

bitch slap

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining

Kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and I had to bitch slap the M.F. to get it back.

by Ken November 29, 2002