flerker

A male who exibits his erect penis
from the bushes.

Don,t go near those bushes, there,s a flerker in there.

by Ken March 26, 2004

direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.

I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.

by Ken September 11, 2003

pipper

Happy, in a good mood. Combination of "Perky" and "Chipper"

I'm feeling pipper now that you're here

by Ken May 21, 2003

dopesick

In a state of withdrawal usually refering to heroin addiction.

Please man just one fix, I'm dopesick!

by Ken November 29, 2002

schnockered

of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot

marie is totally schnockered

by ken January 30, 2005

No Talent Ass Clown

From the Latin "Nay Talentus Assus Clownius". A whiny or otherwise pathetic person who lacks any prowess in his or her field, also lacking charisma.
eg: Chirs Carrabba

Boy 1: Wow did you see Dashboard Confessional?
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!

by Ken January 30, 2005

blackenese

a person of color who speaks or have knowledge of asian culture and/or language

tupac speaking japanese

by ken January 15, 2005