Xbox360

The Xbox360 is a gaming console purpose-built to fail miserably at everything except taking your money.

Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.

Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.
"Dude, I just totally punched my wife in the face! Let's play some Halo!" -Average Xbox360 user.
by Justin Herbert April 12, 2009
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white falcon

A sexual act wherein a male ejaculates on a female or male whilst the ejaculatee is jumping. The main objective of the "move" is to hit the ejaculatee with the ejaculate whilst the ejaculatee is in midair.
"That bitch tried to jump out the window before I could bust my nut, so I White Falcon'd her in midair."

"Damn, yo."
by Justin Herbert January 09, 2009
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Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.
"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."
by Justin Herbert December 09, 2008
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dnaonnaise

Portmanteau of DNA and mayonnaise. Origin unclear. Refers to male ejaculate; semen; jizz.
"Stacey texted me last night. I think she wants my DNAonnaise."
by Justin Herbert February 20, 2015
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Khitten

Pronounced (KEY-ten) is slang for Asian takeout or buffet food. Khitten comes from the rumors suggesting stray cats are an integral component of Chinese food.

Analogous to mystery meat.
"So, did you go to Super Wok last night?"

"Yup. The fried khitten was delicious."
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
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Shitties

Unfavorable breasts. Refers to the male or female bosom.
"Jesus, Jim. That whore has horrible shitties."

or;

"Jim, your dad has shitties."
by Justin Herbert December 09, 2008
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jellol

Combination of "jello" and "lol." It has been speculated that this is the expression Bill Cosby uses in text messages as well as internet forums.
P_Rash: Did you see that episode of Mad TV where Aries Spears made fun of Cosby?

B_Cos: Yea jellol
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
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