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A municipality in Graham County, Arizona where there is a noted overabundance of Mormon devotees, Mormon churches, Mormon children, Mormon laws, and idiots; usually associated with the Mormon faith.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
Alternatively, Safford has a high population of Atheists to combat the idiocy of the LDS cult followers.
Safford is notable for having absolutely nothing, despite being the hub of Eastern Arizona.
"So, what did you think of Safford?"
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
"Safford is the most God-awful place thanks to the Mormons. They've really messed up the place..."
by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

Pronounced (KEY-ten) is slang for Asian takeout or buffet food. Khitten comes from the rumors suggesting stray cats are an integral component of Chinese food.
Analogous to mystery meat.
Analogous to mystery meat.
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009

by Justin Herbert February 20, 2015

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

The Xbox360 is a gaming console purpose-built to fail miserably at everything except taking your money.
Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.
Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.
Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.
Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.
by Justin Herbert April 12, 2009

by Justin Herbert January 17, 2009
