Literally, sexual dexterity. Sexterity can be gained through sexual experience(s), or in some cases, pharmaceuticals.
"Man, getting with Nadine gave me mad sexterity!"
or;
"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
or;
"That Viagra really gave me the sexterity to go all night."
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Generic replacement for Mountain Dew that one shouldn't purchase. Mello Yellow is considered generic as it is not Mountain Dew; despite it being produced by Coca-Cola. Most Mountain Don't's are produced by individual supermarket companies.
Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.
Characteristics of so-called Mountain Don't's include flat taste, lack of effect, and blandness.
Heee Haw (Hy-Vee), Citrus Drop (Kroger), Kountry Mist (Winn-Dixie), Mountain Breeze (Safeway), Mountain Lightning (Wal-Mart), Mountain Lion (Food Lion), Mountain Maze (Albertson's) and Moon Mist (Shasta/Faygo) are all Mountain Don't's.
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Fake romance. Can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Pronounced (KEY-ten) is slang for Asian takeout or buffet food. Khitten comes from the rumors suggesting stray cats are an integral component of Chinese food.
Analogous to mystery meat.
Analogous to mystery meat.
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Combination of "jello" and "lol." It has been speculated that this is the expression Bill Cosby uses in text messages as well as internet forums.
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
Slang term for Mountain Dew, now known as Mtn Dew. Portmanteau of Dew and brewskie (slang term for beer).
by Justin Herbert April 10, 2009
An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.
by Justin Herbert January 10, 2009