Justin's definitions

zub

What a yuleh call's someone who is being a dick

"YULEh whas up"
"shut the fuck up ZUB"
"FUCK U CUNT PUNCH ON :Q"

by justin December 24, 2004

laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.

Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.

by Justin March 8, 2005

feelings

Feeling are for bitches

hey, you're a bitch, how are your feelings?

by justin January 11, 2005

fuck nottle

hydrophobic in nature, regarding sexual fluids!

"you great hairy fuck nottle! wipe up your own spunk"

by justin August 5, 2003

weef

1. Exclamation of hate /desire /love /dismissal /greeting/poo-flinging/frusturation
2. To commit adultery by chewing, swallowing, and eventually shitting out another man's penis
3. A way to say, Pete is a fag

Weef!!!!

I weefed up John really good and now she's filing for a divorce

Peter Norman: Dude Sooners football r00lz!!!
Justin: Weef, dude, just weef.

by Justin January 23, 2005

hornycat

when you act like you are inheat all the time and act like you don't know it it comes naturaly

while playing pool at the bar she kept shaking and shoving her ass in the air like a hornycat

by justin September 4, 2009

cattle

A living, non-vampire that vampires keep for a blood supply. They do not bleed them dry but only take what is necessary so that the cattle can keep producing blood for them.

The cattle lived in intense fear of the vampires and the fear of dying or being made into one of them was what kept them from trying to escape.

by Justin July 5, 2004