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Definitions by Just your average Goober

Noun
A playstyle in some videogames defined by taking, sustaining, or resisting lots of damage without much repercussion. Often, this style of playing is used to aid a team of players in a multiplayer game, by taking damage from opponents who deal lots of damage). Where most teammates can’t take the damage, the tank of a team can.

Verb
To take, sustain, and/or resist lots of damage without much repercussion.
1. We’ve got too many supports on the team. Anyone want to be the tank?
2. Don’t worry, I can tank it.
Tank by Just your average Goober January 23, 2025

Biggerest 

Bigger than the most possible biggest, fundamentally breaking third dimensional Euclidean law as we know it.
Person 1: I have a big apple.
Person 2: Well I have one that’s bigger.
Person 3. Mine’s the biggest here, no one can surpass the size of this apple!
Person 4. If yours is the biggest, then mine’s the biggerest!
Person 1, 2 and 3. That’s the biggerest apple I’ve ever seen.
1: staying awake for at least 10 hours during the night (with or without the help of caffeine and distractions) then going to sleep as soon as the sun rises. Not to be confused with an all nighter, when someone stays awake for 24 hours including the day.

2. Idiot talk for a baby owl. Other examples include: Turtling, Geckoling, Goatling.
1. John tried to pull an all nighter over the weekends to party, but eventually gave out and ended up owlling instead.

2. “Aww, it’s an owl with it’s lil’ owlling!”
Owlling by Just your average Goober December 20, 2023
A popular video game available on mobile, console, and PC that is known for it’s appeal to young children and games that try to starve your wallet. Ignore the bad stuff (90% of roblox) and you get, A: old games from ancient times (2010 -2015) and B: the stand outs that are actually kinda mid compared to other games but it’s roblox what’d you expect?
Person 1: You wanna play Roblox?
*sshole: Ew no roblox is for babies!
Person 1: ☹️
Roblox by Just your average Goober December 19, 2023

Fiddlesticks 

A word commonly used nowadays as a substitute for dang, darn, damn, etc. This word most probably originated as the neck and string of a fiddle.
Person *trips*
Person: “Oh fffffffffffffffffffffiddlesticks, I dropped by spaghetti!”

Minceraft 

1.A widely known easter egg in the popular video game Minecraft where the “E” and the “C” is swapped in the title to make a completely different name in terms of definition but not so much in spelling. This “similar but not” spelling is why it is funny.

2. A raft of which upon sits an industrial sized mincing machine.
1. “I love playing Minceraft! Oops, typo!”
2. “I needed some mince, but I was out at sea. So I pulled out my minceraft.”
1) an exaggerated word for “warm”. A high temperature.

2) Incredibly good looking (Of a person, usually female)
1) “Damn it’s so hot

2) “Damn you’re so hot”
Hot by Just your average Goober September 25, 2023