ass clap

n. a sound made when a girl is "twirkin"
Did you hear that ass clap Jacob told Fred when Jody was wobbldy wobbleding and dropping it likes it hot.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 16, 2004
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Jupiter Armstrong

1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid

2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability
Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.

Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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douche

n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell
Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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hooded man in the canoe

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy
"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.
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tical

n. a blunt that ass been soaked in syrup or anything else sweet and let dried to later be smoked
Jacob said,"Thats John Blaze," and passed the blunt to Jody while listening to Method Man's first album entitled "Tical."
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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disgracing oneself

v. to acknowledge the shame of masturbation by crying during or afterwards
Jody found Jacob curled up in a ball in the corner of the shower with what could have only been tears on his face, big sticky white tears, and thought,"He must have been disgracing hisself," and giggled.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 18, 2004
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Temptations

n. the greatest group in Motown and Music History, better known for their hits "My Girl", "The way you do the things you do", "I wish it would rain", "Since I lost my Baby", "Just my imagination", and a long list of hits performed by David Ruffin and Eddie Kendricks the two greatest Temps
"Hey Jody do you like the Temptations?" asked Jacob.
"Yes, yes I do," answered Jody.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 20, 2004
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