cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock
Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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Ace and Gary

n. two males who happen to be superheroes whos sexual orientation remains a mystery
see also Bert and Ernie, Robin
"We're not Ace and Gary," yelled Jacob as he told Jody's half brother Felix to remove his phallis from his ass.
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nawmean

Jacob asked Jody,"Nawmean?" and she replied,"Sure, I nawyoumean."
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douche

n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell
Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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hooded man in the canoe

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy
"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.
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Jupiter Armstrong

1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid

2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability
Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.

Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.
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tical

n. a blunt that ass been soaked in syrup or anything else sweet and let dried to later be smoked
Jacob said,"Thats John Blaze," and passed the blunt to Jody while listening to Method Man's first album entitled "Tical."
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