You: Look at that guy. He can do flips.
Me: I wish i could do that. I can do many things, but not this.
I remember that we found 100 dollars one summer.
You: Next to being a Punk ass, that's the only thing I've ever done.
Me: I wish i could do that. I can do many things, but not this.
I remember that we found 100 dollars one summer.
You: Next to being a Punk ass, that's the only thing I've ever done.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.
Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010
1. Teacher: And this is an ass. It can carry heavy things around.
The 6-year-olds suddenly start laughing.
2. Stupid person: Hey, I like your bathroom, can I install a TV?
You: What an ass.
3. A really hot girl passes by, and a horny guy grabs her butt and won't let go.
Girl: Let go of my ass, you freak!
The 6-year-olds suddenly start laughing.
2. Stupid person: Hey, I like your bathroom, can I install a TV?
You: What an ass.
3. A really hot girl passes by, and a horny guy grabs her butt and won't let go.
Girl: Let go of my ass, you freak!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
The best line in the whole universe. Use it when you are going to deliver a finishing move on somebody you completely hate.
Class Bully- Take this, you stupid Star Trek nerd!
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 29, 2010
1. Female dog
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these
1. Katie's bitch is having puppies!
2. Stop bitching about those shoes!
3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.
4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!
Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!
Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!
2. Stop bitching about those shoes!
3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.
4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!
Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!
Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Me: I dare you to find this word in Webster's dictionary, and I'll look in the Urban Dictionary.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
A male version of an Abercrombie Bitch. Is usually very muscled and wears ONLY Abercrombie & Fitch brand clothing. They are very stuck up and think they are waaay better than others. Some were obese and have been verbally abused. Due to the abuse, they have lost lots of weight and become these horrible excuses for models.
Me: Look at that Abercrombie Boy. Ugh, people like him make me sick.
You: He is so hot. NOT!!! He probably had lots of plastic surgery or something to look like that, worse than how he looked a year ago.
Me: What do you mean?
You: I mean, he's Jack!
Me: Whaaaat?!!
You: Yeah. He became a stuck up Abercrombie Boy when Cassie said he looked like a whale. He lost 120 pounds and now weighs 60 pounds. Way too light for a 15-year-old.
Me: I can't believe he became one of these... these... these whores!
You: I know! He's so mean now. He says he's better than everyone else.
Me: he so is not!
You: Well, he's an Abercrombie Boy now. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
You: He is so hot. NOT!!! He probably had lots of plastic surgery or something to look like that, worse than how he looked a year ago.
Me: What do you mean?
You: I mean, he's Jack!
Me: Whaaaat?!!
You: Yeah. He became a stuck up Abercrombie Boy when Cassie said he looked like a whale. He lost 120 pounds and now weighs 60 pounds. Way too light for a 15-year-old.
Me: I can't believe he became one of these... these... these whores!
You: I know! He's so mean now. He says he's better than everyone else.
Me: he so is not!
You: Well, he's an Abercrombie Boy now. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010