burpmonger

A person who captures & hoards burps, usually in jars
Sniffsonian hired a new burpmonger for their museum
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021
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fartmer

a dairy / meat farmer who harvests bio gas, methane & all. He shoves tubes up his cattle's ass & captures their farts. His farm machines run on this gas or electricity produced using this gas, either internal combustion or hydrogen fuel cells, where hydrogen is produces using this methane.
I 'natural' gas from my local fartmer John. I try to support small local guys & avoid fracking companies.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 28, 2021
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Sniffsonian

Worlds largest museum of sniffable compounds & objects ranging from drugs & farts to mummy toes, hippo pubes, dinosaur poop & Australopithecus panties. Any sniffable thing you can think of is kept there.
Emiliano is a recovering coke addict. She has been prescribed a visit to Sniffsonian twice a week to control her cravings. Her pass doesn't allow entry to the drug section though. It's working! She has been clean for the last 3+ months!
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
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burpista

A person who usually serves espresso, but burps into your coffee with a straw to make it frothy
Ana: My next door Starbucks just hired a new burpista. The coffee tastes better now.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021
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Cuntrigger

Anything that triggers a cunt & awakens the cuntociraptor within
Cuntisha is in a cunty mood. Anything you say will act as a cuntrigger
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Cuntogram

a graphical representation of readings taken using a cuntometer
The library has a vast collection of cuntogram from the victorian times
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Naradasur

Naradasur / नारदासुर (Narada-monster) is a monster is various Hindu mythological texts, who often fucks up everything, for others, by seeding feelings of self-doubts, revenge, confusion etc. etc. in minds of other people.
Here comes Naradasur, to give his free advice. Fuck off Naradasur
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 06, 2021
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