Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Broadmoor

A high-security psychiatric hospital in Crowthorne, Berkshire, England

The worst of the lot are sent to Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Flag

Get the Broadmoor mug.

Taliban Khan

A former cricketer & currently the prime minister of Napakistan & ring leader of ISI & state sponsored terrorism

Taliban Khan & his cronies are busy plotting their next move. You may soon see firecrackers going off (bomb blasts). He was instrumental in recent Taliban victory.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Flag

Get the Taliban Khan mug.

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.

Jinping Pox has not yet been eradicated

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Flag

Get the Jinping Pox mug.

Cuntylanak

A cunty woman who dies before time becomes a Cuntylanak & continues to haunt her victims. A Cuntylanak is a subtype of Kuntilanak.

My bitch died & became a Cuntylanak. She haunts me as before.

Karen next door died & became a cuntylanak & continues to haunt store managers.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 1, 2022

Flag

Get the Cuntylanak mug.

Buttwheat

If you swallow uncooked unsoaked buckwheat seeds with water, next day you poop out Buttwheat.

This is similar to Turdmillets

@ After 20 minutes of explaining @
Cashier: Mam, we don't have any Buttwheat in our store shelves. I don't know which health website you came across & what article you happened to read. I must ask you to leave.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

Flag