Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Cuntpike 

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

Cuntpike by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntistan 

A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess

Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan

Cuntistan by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntshire

a town where only cunts live

Cuntisha just rented a new apartment in Cuntshire

Cuntshire by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntstagram 

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.

Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

Cuntstagram by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

Cuntophone by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntmower 

a trimmer to trim pubic hair

Suzan just bought a cuntmower

Cuntmower by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuntociraptor

a person whose cuntiness is off the charts

the cashier was such a cuntociraptor

cuntociraptor by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020