Cuntylanak

A cunty woman who dies before time becomes a Cuntylanak & continues to haunt her victims. A Cuntylanak is a subtype of Kuntilanak.

My bitch died & became a Cuntylanak. She haunts me as before.

Karen next door died & became a cuntylanak & continues to haunt store managers.

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Cuntasur

Cunt + Asur
Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)

Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon

Sam was out in the woods looking for a bigfoot, instead he met a cuntasur

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one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

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a device used to poke turd to measure it's temperature

Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.

Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer

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Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

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one who loves to ski on a pile of turd

Turdowski's dream job of being a cleaner of London sewers has been fulfilled

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A fabled town founded historically by immigrants from Cuntshire from across the pond

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