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Cuntistan

A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess
Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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Sobek

Sobek is a crocodile god of Nile in Egypt. He can haunt you too.
Caleb from Geneva, New York was haunted & then possessed by Sobek when he visited a museum to see a mummy who was an Egyptian priestess protected by Sobek in her afterlife. To know more, use base64 decoder to decode this aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1zRS1BMlVfc1BhUQ==
by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 23, 2021
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turdpepper

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile
Wanna have some turdpepper soup?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021
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Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.
Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 13, 2021
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lousy fart

Jimmy ripped a lousy fart & the crowd dispersed
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty
Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Trumpociraptor

A critically endangered vicious orange coloured reptilian
Trumpociraptor viciously fought for its nest in Capitol hill
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022
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