Julesheart 's definitions
A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
by Julesheart January 15, 2023
Get the Testosterone Truckmug. A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
by Julesheart April 19, 2023
Get the Remote Malfunctionmug. “Construction Anxiety” is a condition that comes from seeing orange and white caution cones everywhere you go. The overuse of these cones and all the construction going on around you is enough to cause this disorder.
Chase was driving and sees yet ANOTHER construction area with the orange and white cones. This sends his construction anxiety up to a level of epic proportions. The stop and go, slow down, right lane closed, traffic jams are more than he can take!
by Julesheart September 21, 2023
Get the Construction Anxietymug. A “StormtrooperSuv” is any SUV that is white and has the same design as the Stormtroopers helmets from Star Wars.
Bill was quite startled when he looked in his rear view mirror while pulling out onto the road and a white SUV that looked just like a stormtrooper helmet was honking at him and and following him too closely. The aggression from this
SUV was overwhelming. After that experience, he noticed that there are MANY white SUV’s that look like stormtroopers from Star Wars. He felt like he was in the twilight zone. Now he steers clear of any StormtrooperSuv.
SUV was overwhelming. After that experience, he noticed that there are MANY white SUV’s that look like stormtroopers from Star Wars. He felt like he was in the twilight zone. Now he steers clear of any StormtrooperSuv.
by Julesheart April 8, 2023
Get the StormtrooperSuvmug. “Freeway Envy” is when you’re stuck in traffic that is not moving at all, then you look over at the opposite side, and the people are flying a long in their cars without a care in the world, and you wish that was you.
“Jan was definitely experiencing FREEWAY ENVY while stuck in traffic, and saw the opposite side of the road moving right a long at a fast pace”
by Julesheart November 16, 2022
Get the Freeway Envymug. Those boys were thistle-ing me
by Julesheart September 2, 2022
Get the thistle-ing memug. A "Channel Flipper" is someone who constantly turns the channel on the tv, looking to see what else is on. It's impossible to watch anything when this person has the remote control.
Many people have trouble watching tv together when one of them has the remote and that person is a"Channel Flipper."
by Julesheart April 8, 2024
Get the Channel Flippermug.