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A “Testosterone Truck” (almost always driven by a man) is any large truck that is driving aggressively and always rides your car’s butt when you’re driving. Even if you’re driving faster than the speed limit, the “Testosterone Truck” must always ride your bumper or pass aggressively.
“Julie was getting fed up with the many ‘Testosterone Trucks’ on the road that ALWAYS seem ride her bumper as if to intimidate, as they bear down on her car with their huge front end and bright lights”.
by Julesheart January 15, 2023
Get the Testosterone Truck mug.A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!
by Julesheart March 6, 2023
Get the Rock-Pissing Dump Truck mug.“Driver’s Heel” is an unsightly area on a shoe, where part of the heel on the right shoe is rubbed off from driving with your shoe scraping against the floor of the car while pushing on the gas pedal.
Nancy didn’t realize she had a bad case of driver’s heel on her good pair of shoes, but all her co-workers noticed and would snicker behind her back.
by Julesheart March 5, 2023
Get the Driver’s Heel mug."Quencha Later" is something you say to your lover to let them know you have special plans for them next time you get together.
by Julesheart March 3, 2024
Get the Quencha Later mug.A "Channel Flipper" is someone who constantly turns the channel on the tv, looking to see what else is on. It's impossible to watch anything when this person has the remote control.
Many people have trouble watching tv together when one of them has the remote and that person is a"Channel Flipper."
by Julesheart April 8, 2024
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by Julesheart September 2, 2022
Get the thistle-ing me mug.A “Nothingburger Paint” is a dull-looking paint seen on some of the newer models of vehicles on the road recently that have paint jobs in boring shades of gray, tan, olive green and brown.
“Hannah couldn’t believe how many ‘Nothingburger Paint’ jobs on vehicles she noticed when she drove home from work. She wondered why people would want a ‘color’ like that”.
by Julesheart November 17, 2023
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