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A “Nothingburger Paint” is a dull-looking paint seen on some of the newer models of vehicles on the road recently that have paint jobs in boring shades of gray, tan, olive green and brown.
“Hannah couldn’t believe how many ‘Nothingburger Paint’ jobs on vehicles she noticed when she drove home from work. She wondered why people would want a ‘color’ like that”.
by Julesheart November 17, 2023
Get the Nothingburger Paint mug.“Construction Anxiety” is a condition that comes from seeing orange and white caution cones everywhere you go. The overuse of these cones and all the construction going on around you is enough to cause this disorder.
Chase was driving and sees yet ANOTHER construction area with the orange and white cones. This sends his construction anxiety up to a level of epic proportions. The stop and go, slow down, right lane closed, traffic jams are more than he can take!
by Julesheart September 21, 2023
Get the Construction Anxiety mug.A “Remote Malfunction” is when your remote control pad won’t respond to any of your commands using your fingers, then you look at it closely and realize one of the remote buttons is stuck on the pad and you have to unstick it before the remote will work again.
It took Jensen a while to figure out why his remote wouldn’t work. Then he saw he had a “Remote Malfunction”. So he quickly had to unstick the button on his remote to correct the problem.
by Julesheart April 19, 2023
Get the Remote Malfunction mug.A “StormtrooperSuv” is any SUV that is white and has the same design as the Stormtroopers helmets from Star Wars.
Bill was quite startled when he looked in his rear view mirror while pulling out onto the road and a white SUV that looked just like a stormtrooper helmet was honking at him and and following him too closely. The aggression from this
SUV was overwhelming. After that experience, he noticed that there are MANY white SUV’s that look like stormtroopers from Star Wars. He felt like he was in the twilight zone. Now he steers clear of any StormtrooperSuv.
SUV was overwhelming. After that experience, he noticed that there are MANY white SUV’s that look like stormtroopers from Star Wars. He felt like he was in the twilight zone. Now he steers clear of any StormtrooperSuv.
by Julesheart April 8, 2023
Get the StormtrooperSuv mug.The “Discomfort Inn” is a hotel/motel that is a huge disappointment to you when you stay there overnight. First, they’re out of ice, then the fire alarm goes off at 3:00 am and you have to hurry and get dressed to leave and go out in the cold. After waiting outside, you find out it was a false alarm. You get up in the morning only to find that there is no breakfast left.
Rick was so aggravated with his visit at the motel, when asked if his overnight stay was comfortable; he blurted out that it should be called “The Discomfort Inn!”
by Julesheart March 31, 2023
Get the Discomfort Inn mug.A “Rock-Pissing Trump Truck” is a very large dump truck FULL of rocks, and the rocks are pissing out all over your vehicle. These rocks are chipping the paint and hitting the windshield. And the truck has the nerve to post a sign saying “not responsible for any damage” and “stay back 200 feet”.
Rusty was so angry at the “Rock-Pissing Dump Truck” ahead of him. He pushed the gas pedal to the floor and went 85 mph to pass it!
by Julesheart March 6, 2023
Get the Rock-Pissing Dump Truck mug.“Driver’s Heel” is an unsightly area on a shoe, where part of the heel on the right shoe is rubbed off from driving with your shoe scraping against the floor of the car while pushing on the gas pedal.
Nancy didn’t realize she had a bad case of driver’s heel on her good pair of shoes, but all her co-workers noticed and would snicker behind her back.
by Julesheart March 5, 2023
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