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gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.
I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.
by Juice March 8, 2005
mugGet the gut scramblermug.

fuck cousin

noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.
1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!

2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.
by Juice June 8, 2011
mugGet the fuck cousinmug.

VDS

VDS is an acronym for Violent Dink Shaking. Violent Dink shaking has long been thought to occur only in West Polynesia, however, this is not true. Dink shaking has long been a tradition of the Dink tribe which can be traced back to the late to mid 600s BC, also known as the "Dink Age." At first the tribe only practiced Dink shaking but after time it evolved into a violent act and has been ever since.
The exact date of this transition has not yet been discovered but it is widely believed that it was sometime around 1989-1990. It was at this time that the four Dinks were born. For more on the four Dinks and their identity please look up dink and find the definition about 4 people submitted by club4.
VDS can be used in many ways. It has also been used at times as just DS, to signify the non-violent variety of Dink Shaking, often used in peace keeping.

1. The re-written lyrics to "The Real Slim Shady" - Eminem.
I'm Slim Dinky yes I'm the Real Dinky, all you other Slim Dinky's are just VDS-ing. So won't the Real Dink Shaker please DS, please DS, please DS.

2. In response to a poor call by a sports official.
"Oh come on, that is total VDS!"
by Juice February 28, 2005
mugGet the VDSmug.

foamer domer

the act of receiving oral sex or a "domer" while having laundry detergent and water lathered on to the male counterparts penis, followed by the female counterpart giving the oral sex or "domer"
"Yo Dawg, last night this biatch wanted to get kinky, so i was like ,how bout' a foamer domer!" Tyrone

"Damn dawg your dick must be sparkling clean now!" Jerome
by JUice March 20, 2003
mugGet the foamer domermug.

shistos

Xristos=Shistos sat xwrkatika
by Juice August 9, 2003
mugGet the shistosmug.

orezkrad

The backwords spelling for Dark Zero, and also the alias of a man named Daniel Wu. A want to be gamer, who isn't very good at Starcraft or Counterstrike.
orezkrad, man he sucks at bw
by Juice September 20, 2003
mugGet the orezkradmug.

bag of hammers

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.
Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.
by Juice March 9, 2005
mugGet the bag of hammersmug.

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