Juicalicious's definitions

Tumblr

Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.

Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.

by Juicalicious January 22, 2011

Mel Gibson

Secret Nazi who has a church on his property and worships Grey Goose. Prefers women with sugar-tits.

"Hi, I'm Mel Gibson and I'm an alcoholic."

by Juicalicious April 26, 2010

Alex Trebek

Host of Jeopardy with the stare of a thousand bipolar men. Attempts to pronounce foreign words, but sucks major ass.

"In Rio de Janeiro..."

"Alex Trebek, i couldn't even understand you. Go fuck yourself."

by Juicalicious April 26, 2010

Larry King

Living corpse in suspenders. Something that should of died a long time ago, but keeps on living by sucking out the souls of his two young boys. He used to be best friends with Jesus.

"Larry King owns a talk show, and wears classy suspenders to keep from exposing his bony ass."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Dick Cheney

Former vice-president. His favorite game is duck-duck face.

"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might shoot you in the face."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Random

The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.

"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."

"That was random, LMFAO."

"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Borat

Very nice man from Kazakhstan with big hram. He like a Pamela Andersons very much, and is ex-husband of Oksana. She die, and now he married to black prostitute, Luenell. He like.

"My name ez Borat!"

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010