Chuck Norris

Jesus' more powerful, ginger brother.
"Jesus give me back my x-box, or I'll roundhouse kick your ass back into Jerusalem."-Chuck Norris
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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Metalcore

Shitty genre of music. It is said to be derived from hardcore punk and heavy metal, but really sounds like Panic! at the Disco with heavier guitar riffs. The vocalists are usually washed up emos.
Metalcore.
by Juicalicious January 21, 2011
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Adolf Hitler

Cheeky bastard who killed millions of people and had an ugly as fuck mustache. He had tea-parties with other dictators, and was Satan's butt-buddy.
"Adolf Hitler killed himself because he was a pussy."
by Juicalicious April 24, 2010
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Larry King

Living corpse in suspenders. Something that should of died a long time ago, but keeps on living by sucking out the souls of his two young boys. He used to be best friends with Jesus.
"Larry King owns a talk show, and wears classy suspenders to keep from exposing his bony ass."
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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Mel Gibson

Secret Nazi who has a church on his property and worships Grey Goose. Prefers women with sugar-tits.
"Hi, I'm Mel Gibson and I'm an alcoholic."
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Charlie Sheen

A warlock/rock star from Mars. Usually extremely tired of pretending he's not special.Great at making money off of his own nervous breakdown. Highly superior to the rest of the human race. His only flaw is that in case of a transfusion, he needs to transfuse his own blood with that of a tigers.
What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and an ordinary human? Charlie Sheen isn't a troll.
by juicalicious March 22, 2011
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All Time Low

Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.
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The Academy Is.

A Day To Remember.
by Juicalicious January 24, 2011
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