"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might
shoot you in the face."
The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.
So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.
A warlock/rock star from Mars. Usually extremely tired of pretending he's not special.Great at making money off of his own nervous breakdown. Highly superior to the rest of the human race. His only flaw is that in case of a transfusion, he needs to transfuse his own blood with that of a tigers.
What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and an ordinary human? Charlie Sheen isn't a troll.
Polish word for
drunk pronounced pee-yak. They like to stand in front of
grocery stores and
harass you for spare
change. Pijaks usually have red faces, and almost always are wearing a black
ski cap that stands on top of their heads.
"That guy has a very stylish
ski cap." "He's a pijak, they always wear one."
Bill Cosby's pronunciation and spelling of "
Earth Day". Even though he probably doesn't celebrate it, he has an opinion because he's fucking Bill Cosby.
" Irth Day is a very importin day. It's like birthday without tha b. Pick up your jell-o puddin'-pop sticks."
A new hipster fad. Apparently inflating your cheeks with air and bugging your eyes out in a picture is cute and "awkward". Also positioning your hands to look like they are clutching your face while your knuckles are bent is another cool "awkward" pose hipsters love.
"AWKWARD IS SO CUTE. I'M AWKWARD NOW" - Teenage Hipster
A mythological beast middle-school girls sympathetically compare each other to mainly in the comments section of their facebook profile pictures.
YOU LOOK GORGOUS <3. Did you mean gorgeous...? NO I MEAN SHE LOOKS, LIKE, GORGOUS !!!!
