Chuck Norris

Jesus' more powerful, ginger brother.

"Jesus give me back my x-box, or I'll roundhouse kick your ass back into Jerusalem."-Chuck Norris

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

All Time Low

Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.

If you're looking for an awful band just like All Time Low , try these :

The Academy Is.

A Day To Remember.

by Juicalicious January 24, 2011

Random

The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.

"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."

"That was random, LMFAO."

"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Tumblr

Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.

Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.

by Juicalicious January 22, 2011

Mel Gibson

Secret Nazi who has a church on his property and worships Grey Goose. Prefers women with sugar-tits.

"Hi, I'm Mel Gibson and I'm an alcoholic."

by Juicalicious April 26, 2010

Alex Trebek

Host of Jeopardy with the stare of a thousand bipolar men. Attempts to pronounce foreign words, but sucks major ass.

"In Rio de Janeiro..."

"Alex Trebek, i couldn't even understand you. Go fuck yourself."

by Juicalicious April 26, 2010

Nutcracker

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.

" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."

by Juicalicious April 23, 2010