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Flabergasted

To be butchered by your laundry lady
Holy shit man mike got flabergasted yesterday by yolanda
by Juan April 3, 2004
mugGet the Flabergastedmug.

Porn Funk

The type of groovy music found on porn soundtracks.
I got a boner as soon as the porn funk started playing with those hot chicks in the video.
by Juan February 17, 2005
mugGet the Porn Funkmug.

cock nocker

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock
by JUAN October 19, 2003
mugGet the cock nockermug.

Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.
You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.
by Juan April 8, 2005
mugGet the Head Roycemug.

slug

Overcast! owns all of you.
by Juan August 29, 2003
mugGet the slugmug.

Long Necks

"Dude. I got a case of long necks. We're gettin so fucked up tonight."
by Juan February 17, 2005
mugGet the Long Necksmug.

Rock Baby

You would find rock baby in an urban thesarus under crack baby. Rock baby is a more street version of saying crack baby, since the original term has become mainstream.
Yo look at dat rock baby wit the big forehead and drool comin' out da corna of his mouf. His mother must have been suckin' on that pipe like it was her job.
by juan February 23, 2005
mugGet the Rock Babymug.

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