yessenia

This defenition is used for a cool, volumptuious, fine kitty-cat who gets all the men, but is honorable to just one. This background comes from mid-eighteenth century in southern new york and traveled downward during the century to where it reached Cuba and is now mainly used in southern Florida.
" That chick is acting like such a yessenia. WOW! I don't want her, I want a bitch!!"
by Juan January 10, 2005
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blood clott

meaning "fuck" in Jamaican slang.
Yo rasta, what the "blood clott".
by Juan May 10, 2004
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Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man
by Juan April 04, 2004
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Howl

a hella fucking long poem by alan ginsburg
Have you read "howl"? Its hella long!
by juan April 03, 2005
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Stoop Mongrel

Inner City Slang defining a person whose hangout of choice is their front porch. The voyeurs of the ghetto who don't do nothing but check out their block from the comfort of the steps leading up to their home.
"That stoop mongrel ain't got no job. She just sits on her porch all day with that scrub Mookie."
by Juan February 18, 2005
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chim

A smart girl. A thug or a gangster chick.
Hey chim
by Juan November 23, 2003
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Blunkett

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.
'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'
by Juan December 04, 2004
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