Jtron 3000's definitions

Flux Incapacitor

(Drinking Game) Three people put to cups of beer in front of them and there is one full cup in the center. The contestants drink the first to beers as fact as they can, the slowest drinks the last beer. Put the cups of beer in the shape of the flux capacitor. If you don't know what a flux capacitor looks like rent Back to the Future.

"Let's make a flux incapacitor and get blasted motherfuckers!"

by Jtron 3000 April 27, 2003

Bruce Lees

Hard nipples. or nips.

"I love the winter when all you see are Bruce Lees on chicks."

by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

Eighteen Spoker

A very hairy asshole.

"So last night I got with this girl and she had an eighteen spoker in her pants."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005

Sweatn' Nettn'

The sweaty, stinky, vagina of a fat chick in the summer.

"Look at that bulbus monstrosity, bet she's sportin' a sweatn' nettn'."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003

Dash for Gash

Desperate last half hour before leaving the night club.

"Before we go I need to make a last dash for gash."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

Monkey's Toe

A nipple big enough to peel a banana.

"Her tit looks like a monkey's toe."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Half a Fag

Guys that have one earring.

"Nice earring, what does tha mean, I'm only half a fag?"

by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003