Joyboy

A faggot,homosexual, ass spelunker.

Man, I went into the bathroom at that club and there were to joyboy's making out or some shit. Only in Miami.

by Jtron 3000 April 24, 2003

9 lbs of roast beef

What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.

"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"

by Jtron 3000 September 08, 2003

Pull Out And Pray

Method of contraception that is also a test of faith.

"Father forgive me for I have sinned........"

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

clitler

Small patch of pubic hair above the vagina. Looks like Hitler's moustache.

"I went down on her third reich last night and it had a clitler."

by Jtron 3000 April 16, 2003

Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Up Periscope

Bathtime game for up to one person.

"Up periscope, now dive, dive."

by Jtron 3000 October 05, 2003

Aztec Two-Step

Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.

"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."

by Jtron 3000 September 27, 2005