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Definitions by Jtron 3000

Spanky Hanky 

A jit gel rag,anything used for cleaning up dicksnot after pumping the tapioca tube.
"I'm gonna frame my spanky hanky after this on."
Spanky Hanky by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Sign the Guest Book 

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.
"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."
Sign the Guest Book by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.
Not worth the bother.
Flying Scotsman by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Silicone Valley 

Cleavage canyon, the area on the chest between the tits.
"That's a boob job, just look at the silicone valley."
Silicone Valley by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Genie Rub 

To buff up the skin lantern until you are granted three sticky wishes.
"Go ahead baby, give me a genie rub and I promise to grant at least on wish."
Genie Rub by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

Philosopheres Stone 

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.
"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."
Philosopheres Stone by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
A scary hand job from a woman with extremely long fingernails.
"She scared the shit out of me with those kruger nails on my cock."
Kruger by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003