Del Rio

As in late 70's and 80's porn star Vanessa Del Rio. She practicaly invented the D.V.D.A.(See Under D). Could take on an army and still want more.

"Yo, that Joan chick is one Del Rio, she took on the whole team and still wanted more."

by Jtron 3000 April 17, 2003

Dash for Gash

Desperate last half hour before leaving the night club.

"Before we go I need to make a last dash for gash."

by Jtron 3000 October 06, 2003

9 lbs of roast beef

What the strippers in Mexico pussies look like.

"Whoa, is this a strip club or a deli?"

by Jtron 3000 September 08, 2003

Flux Incapacitor

(Drinking Game) Three people put to cups of beer in front of them and there is one full cup in the center. The contestants drink the first to beers as fact as they can, the slowest drinks the last beer. Put the cups of beer in the shape of the flux capacitor. If you don't know what a flux capacitor looks like rent Back to the Future.

"Let's make a flux incapacitor and get blasted motherfuckers!"

by Jtron 3000 April 28, 2003

Awesome My Possum

When one does a half-ass job shaving their genitals. (Usually Male.)

"My girlfriend said my shave job looked like a possum when she went down on me."

by Jtron 3000 September 11, 2003

Pillow Case

Fill one with door knobs or padlocks and you have yourself a nice weapon.

"Jack, go get my pillow case and the door knobs, daddy as to knock some sense into your mother."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

Sign the Guest Book

To leave large, unmoveable treadmarks in someone else's toilet.

"Someone signed the guest book last night and I can't erase it even after 3 flushes."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003