Jrubadub's definitions
Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.
C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
by Jrubadub July 25, 2010

A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.
Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."
Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
by Jrubadub August 5, 2011

A sexual maneuver in which two guys drape their ball sacks on a girl's face, one on either side. The end result is a salty sandwich of fun.
Parker and Hamilton were the "Jiggling Jigglo's" act and performed on weekend's, usually for bachlorette parties. Their specialty was the salty sandwich, and women loved it. Especially ball suckers.
by Jrubadub September 8, 2011

A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.
Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.
Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.
Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?
Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.
Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.
Jdub: hellz yeah.
Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.
Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.
Jdub: hellz yeah.
by Jrubadub March 10, 2010

A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".
When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.
When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.
1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.
2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.
2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.
by Jrubadub November 26, 2010

Coming from the word "Palsy," meaning ill, paralyzed, or loss of sensation.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
It's when you get either extremely high off killer Christopher Reeve wheelchair weed AND/OR lit off hardcore booze.
You become "palsied" unable to move, walk, or talk.
Pokey fired up a huge, six paper blunt with super dank wheelchair weed.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
He was fucking wrecked. Then, he consumed a fifth of Bellringer gin and huge plate of nachos. After that he was palsied.
by Jrubadub July 15, 2010

A girl that is so hot she instantly brings a bone popping, stiff erection.
A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
Harper walked by Cody taunting him with her luscious looks. Cody knew it was a bad idea to look at her, because she was a bone popper.
He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
by Jrubadub July 17, 2010
