jaypo

meaning someone who is cool

jaypo is the best and is super cool

by jp January 04, 2005

the other

Slang for cocaine. its not weed, its the other...

'he was chillin with the other too much and turned all shady'

by jp January 22, 2005

poes

Origin: Afrikaans slang term for woman's vagina; can be used very effectively when slagging anyone off

He is such a hairy poes

by JP January 21, 2005

trombone

When your girlfriend is licking oones ass and at the same time she wanks one off.

Jocelyn's tongue was dirty and then she reached around .......... and played the trombone

by JP March 07, 2005

ninja rock

A ceramic fragment, usually from a broken spark plug, used to break car windows for petty thievery.

The ninja rock popped the cork on the brand new 540i, and we grabbed an ID and a checkbook.

by JP July 27, 2004

GFT

Gods fuck toy.

Man, that kid is a GFT.

by JP December 22, 2003

MacGuyver

noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.

n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.

by JP November 07, 2003