Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.
by jp November 30, 2003
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fa dinger

To get hit in the nuts. To get sacked. Fuckin' ouch.
**Andy hits someone in the nuts

Andy:"fa dinger"

Someone:"Fuck you Andy, nobody likes you!"
by JP January 02, 2005
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shigity shigity shwa

It comes from the retardedness on the internet.
Talk like a real person...
by jp September 05, 2004
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ninja rock

A ceramic fragment, usually from a broken spark plug, used to break car windows for petty thievery.
The ninja rock popped the cork on the brand new 540i, and we grabbed an ID and a checkbook.
by JP July 27, 2004
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nuke-a-burger

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.
Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.
by jp February 04, 2004
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ass rambler

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it
man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler
by jp October 27, 2003
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Clintonian

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton
Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....
by Jp July 04, 2004
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