Definitions by Joyce Boles

BAJF 

Born Again Jesus Freak, or the ultimate religious fanatic.

She was not merely religious, or devoted, she was a Born Again Jesus Freak, or a BAJF.

BAJF by Joyce Boles May 3, 2008

boor-bore 

A boorish person who creates boredom all around himself or herself. boor bore

Most politicians are boor-bores.

boor-bore by Joyce Boles June 11, 2006

MSR 

Acronym for Mensa Shunning Ritual (MSR), in which members of Mensa exclude unwanted persons from their local groups.

He was kill-filed from the Mensa listserv in the local Mensa traditional MSR, or shunning ritual, so nobody would have to deal with him.

MSR by Joyce Boles April 19, 2006

drugstore cowboy 

Noun. A robber who specializes in drugstores, the places where the drugs are. See the movie, "Drugstore Cowboy."

"I robbed a drugstore last night, and got a load of fine downers, so I'm a drugstore cowboy."

drugstore cowboy by Joyce Boles April 9, 2006

four-wheeling 

Noun. A pseudo-sport for rednecks in which large and loud mud-spattered vehicles are used to tear up pristine wilderness areas and frighten helpless woodland creatures.

The Clackamas Four-Wheeling Club is based in Molalla, Oregon, near Mt. Hood National Forest.

four-wheeling by Joyce Boles February 12, 2006

super bowl 

Noun. A large sporting event that keeps the male of the species fixated on their television screens and in perfect health for its duration. At the end of the game, those in imperfect health resume the regular rate of calls for oxygen, ambulances, and other health services across the nation. This factoid is documented at answering services for these providers everywhere.

The annual football competition so named. For example: The Super Bowl was held in Detroit in 2006.

super bowl by Joyce Boles February 10, 2006