Joshua's definitions

mind fuck

To attack a person's mind thru magickal means; to mess with someone psychically or even psychologically to such a degree that that person's mind is damaged and has great trouble escaping that present chaotic/damaged state. To be in such a state.

Monica knew that her misleading behavior and magickal spells had successfully mind fucked Joshua when he had sleep full of nightmares, and his waking life had hallucinations.

by Joshua January 3, 2004

shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004

country come to town

When a redneck or other socially degenerate individual enters or moves into an area of high culture, thereby creating a fish out of water situation

"It looks like Lula Mae and Bubba decided to attend the wine tasting with their own To-Go cups. Country come to town is always so tragic, don't you think?"

by Joshua December 27, 2003

tawala

decendent of the word snatch meaning pussy cunt pink eye etc

man did you see the tawala on that striper?

by joshua March 13, 2005

Whoo Wooo

Being very exicited about something
Being very happy about something

And the Cars are Like WHOO WOOOOOOO

by Joshua February 1, 2004

wet far

what rebecca smells like

damn you smell as bad as a wet far

by Joshua August 11, 2003

last nighter

A person some had sex with. Usally ugly, lame, or they don't like for some reason!

Friend,"Hey Sean are you goning to hit that agin?"
Sean,"No she was a last nighter!"

This word was made up for Sean,I know you can do better stop setteling for less!!

by Joshua December 29, 2003