shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004

nautyculate

the best at it's best.

Mike Jordan was the nautyculate back in his day on the Chicago Bulls.

by Joshua May 15, 2003

go fuck youself

what someone says when they have had enough of your stupid shit

chances are,if you had to look this up,go fuck youself

me:wanna play a game?
you:heck yea!
me:ok,lets play hide and go fuck yourself

by Joshua April 25, 2005

tora bora

1) Mountain range in Afgahnistan
2) Cliffs overlooking both red and blue base in Blood Gulch (see Halo)

Sniper in Tora Bora Right

by joshua February 13, 2005

Zetter

1)the inability to support crazee ideas

2)the inability to catch and/or
spell due to a lack of common sense

1)"it appears that you have a put a zetter on my idea"

2)"What a Zetter!"

by joshua July 04, 2004

mind fuck

To attack a person's mind thru magickal means; to mess with someone psychically or even psychologically to such a degree that that person's mind is damaged and has great trouble escaping that present chaotic/damaged state. To be in such a state.

Monica knew that her misleading behavior and magickal spells had successfully mind fucked Joshua when he had sleep full of nightmares, and his waking life had hallucinations.

by Joshua January 04, 2004

Gayneck

noun-gayest thing you can be

Mattew was being a gayneck last night when he wouldnt let me have a drink of water.

by Joshua May 02, 2003