Joshiro007's definitions

CEDES

Short word to describe the Mercedes line of German luxury cars.

by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003

Mardi Gras

A big friggin carnival party that lasts one day in France, but lasts for several days here...The capitol of which is in New Orleans, Louisianna. The object is to collect the most extravagant bead necklaces and have fun.

THE GOOD: Parades, celebrations, and exotic costumes. Movie stars. Exotic masks & bead necklaces can cause, wild girls (drunk or sober) to flash their tits to ya in order to get em.

THE BAD: Rare occaisions that deal with pick-pocketers, thugs, drugs, and psychos running around with syringes filled with their HIV infected blood to randomly stab folks wit.

THE UGLY: Mardi Gras can have filthy streets and back allies.

I've been to Mardi Gras too many times...and each time got worse and worse than the one before!

by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003

SPRUNG

The act of a guy getting turned on. Referring to the dick "springing" into action.

Holy shit, dog! I ran into that gurl again at a party and we were freakin the hell outta each other. I was hella SPRUNG!

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

H and G

Something you say to someone who has just arrive and is suddenly leaving.

Stands for "Hi and Goodbye" from the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan movie "Sleepless in Seattle."

"H and G."

"What?"

"Hi and goodbye..."

by Joshiro007 March 9, 2003

FLIP OUT

The act of losing total control do to stress-overload or substance overdose.

Shit man, if all this work gets any harder and we don't get a raise, I'm gonna fucking FLIP OUT.

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

BREAK MAH BACK

A girl reference meaning she wanna get fucked hard 2nite.

Cut the chit-chat an jus BREAK MAH BACK!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

off the hook

To avoid an unwanted situation.

You saved mah cuz today, esse...For that, you OFF THE HOOK an I wont kill u.

by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003