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SLO JAMZ

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What you play to set the mood for fuckin. Slow R&B and certain Jazz fit in this category.
SADE/Tamia & Eric Benett/BoyzIIMen...you get it.
by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003
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1) Short for DRAG QUEEN.
2) DRAMA QUEEN: A woman who makes a big deal out of everything, cramps the guy's style, whines/cries over bullshit, accuses you of things because she's insecure...basically, your girlfriend for the next few seconds right before you dump her annoying ass.
And if you DON'T dump her??? I hope she keep fuckin uup your life until you learn your lesson.
by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
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RULE #1

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Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:
Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.
by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
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Dead

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1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!
by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
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LEATHER DONUT

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Sadly, another name for your ass hole.
by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003
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An ol skoo game that you play while driving. Your car needs to be full of people. When you stop at a red light, you put the car in park then ALL passengers (driver included) get out of the car and quickly switch into random positions elsewhere inside the viehicle. The object is to pull this off before the light turns green...Otherwise you're screwed.
It is fun when the passengers are caught off guard and the driver suddenly cries out "CHINESE FIREDRILL!!!" and everyone is hella frantic.

The modified version of this is to do CHINESE FIREDRILL with multiple cars following back-to-back each other, as in Joshiro007's birthday. Every red light or stop sign encountered, triggered everyone to get out of the cars they were in and either go in another area of the car or a totally different car altogether and resume driving.
by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003
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JUMP BONES

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To describe the action of someone who wants to really, REALLY fuck your brains out.
Yeh, man. Jean was lookin extra busted today an I almost threw up when she gave me this look...like she wanna JUMP MAH BONES!
by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003
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