Definitions by Joshiro007
brown nose
1) Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor. This is done by doing stuff for you for no apparent reason, laughing at stuff you do that wasn't suppose to be funny, agreeing with everything you say, etc...
2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.
2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.
brown nose by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003
1) Short for DRAG QUEEN.
2) DRAMA QUEEN: A woman who makes a big deal out of everything, cramps the guy's style, whines/cries over bullshit, accuses you of things because she's insecure...basically, your girlfriend for the next few seconds right before you dump her annoying ass.
2) DRAMA QUEEN: A woman who makes a big deal out of everything, cramps the guy's style, whines/cries over bullshit, accuses you of things because she's insecure...basically, your girlfriend for the next few seconds right before you dump her annoying ass.
DQ by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
RULE #1
Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:
RULE #1 by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
Dead
1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!
Dead by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
LEATHER DONUT
LEATHER DONUT by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003
CHINESE FIREDRILL
An ol skoo game that you play while driving. Your car needs to be full of people. When you stop at a red light, you put the car in park then ALL passengers (driver included) get out of the car and quickly switch into random positions elsewhere inside the viehicle. The object is to pull this off before the light turns green...Otherwise you're screwed.
It is fun when the passengers are caught off guard and the driver suddenly cries out "CHINESE FIREDRILL!!!" and everyone is hella frantic.
The modified version of this is to do CHINESE FIREDRILL with multiple cars following back-to-back each other, as in Joshiro007's birthday. Every red light or stop sign encountered, triggered everyone to get out of the cars they were in and either go in another area of the car or a totally different car altogether and resume driving.
The modified version of this is to do CHINESE FIREDRILL with multiple cars following back-to-back each other, as in Joshiro007's birthday. Every red light or stop sign encountered, triggered everyone to get out of the cars they were in and either go in another area of the car or a totally different car altogether and resume driving.
CHINESE FIREDRILL by Joshiro007 February 22, 2003
JUMP BONES
Yeh, man. Jean was lookin extra busted today an I almost threw up when she gave me this look...like she wanna JUMP MAH BONES!
JUMP BONES by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003