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Mardi Gras

A big friggin carnival party that lasts one day in France, but lasts for several days here...The capitol of which is in New Orleans, Louisianna. The object is to collect the most extravagant bead necklaces and have fun.

THE GOOD: Parades, celebrations, and exotic costumes. Movie stars. Exotic masks & bead necklaces can cause, wild girls (drunk or sober) to flash their tits to ya in order to get em.

THE BAD: Rare occaisions that deal with pick-pocketers, thugs, drugs, and psychos running around with syringes filled with their HIV infected blood to randomly stab folks wit.

THE UGLY: Mardi Gras can have filthy streets and back allies.
I've been to Mardi Gras too many times...and each time got worse and worse than the one before!
by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003
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rice

Something all the azians know about when it comes to sports related injuries. Coming from SweetPinoy85, this goes out to all the DDR mavericks out there:
R - Rest = Make sure to rest the part of your body that hurts. That probably goes without saying. Just don't use the aching body part as much as you normally would.

I - Ice = As soon as you can, put ice where the pain resides. Ice for 15 mins, then remove the pack for 5. Repeat for a good hour maybe. If you leave the ice on too long, that part of your body will swell up - not good. If iced properly, your heal time will be cut in half. If you don't have ice readily available, then find a way to apply any kind of coldness on the aching area.

C - Compression = If bones, joints, or ligaments are injured, make sure to put a wrap or tie something around the afflicted area. This keeps all the inside parts together so that they can't be injured further. I have ACE knee wraps handy while I play just to make sure that nothing gets hurt. If your neck hurts, don't be a dumbass and compress that part of your body.

E - Elevation = My favorite part. If your bed is against a wall, this healing process is easy to accomplish. Before you go to sleep, scoot your body up against the wall so that your feet rest on the wall and are raised well above your body (specifically, your heart). Make sure you have something to do for the next 30 mins while your feet lay on the wall (I usually do my reading HW, which takes an hour and allows for a good resting period). While you do this, you'll probably feel the aching blood in your legs drain out - this is a very good thing. After 30 mins (or until you think all the bad blood has been restored in your legs), your legs should be well rested. If done properly, you should feel VERY minimal aching in your legs the next day. This method can also be applied to ParaPara aches by resting your hands on top or on the back of your head to place them above your heart.
by Joshiro007 June 11, 2006
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WET WORKS

Listen up, crew. This is a WET WORKS assignment. Grab your gatz; get cocked, locked, and ready to rock.
by Joshiro007 March 2, 2003
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DQ

1) Short for DRAG QUEEN.
2) DRAMA QUEEN: A woman who makes a big deal out of everything, cramps the guy's style, whines/cries over bullshit, accuses you of things because she's insecure...basically, your girlfriend for the next few seconds right before you dump her annoying ass.
And if you DON'T dump her??? I hope she keep fuckin uup your life until you learn your lesson.
by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
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ADIDAS

1) A brand of popular shoes.
2) Stands for "All Day I Dream About Sex" which originated from the song sung by the metal band KORN.
by Joshiro007 February 19, 2003
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FLIPPIN IT

1) Term used to describe someone out having sex.
2) More exclusively, the act of eating a girl out then "flippin it" to go at it another angle.
"Where's my son??"
"Probly FLIPPIN IT..."
by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003
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trippin

I took some acid last night and I was hella TRIPPIN all last night.
by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003
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