Joshiro007's definitions

FAKU

An extremely powerful head-butt that you do not want to be in the receiving end of.

I was caught in a bear hug and the only way out was to FAKU his ass right in the face.

by Joshiro007 March 1, 2003

FUNNY MUNNY

Counterfeit money.

by Joshiro007 March 1, 2003

BUMP N GRIND

The act of having sex.

I don't see nothin wrong wit a lil BUMP N GRIND.

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

RULE #2

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#2:

If performance is the KEY,
Then timing is EVERYTHING.

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

brown nose

1) Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor. This is done by doing stuff for you for no apparent reason, laughing at stuff you do that wasn't suppose to be funny, agreeing with everything you say, etc...

2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.

Eating pussy is like dealing with the mafia: One wrong move and your in deep shit!

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

KILL JOY

Peepz who kill the fun by wanting to do something else or calling it a day/night too early (like me).

"Ay I gotta go. I gottta see my friend so...just watch the rest of GLADIATOR without me, aightz?"

"You're such a KILL JOY!"

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES

Someone who is very good at doing a variety of useful things.

Justin and Sean would be the JACKS-OF-ALL-TRADES up in hurr.

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003