Josh 's definitions

jinkle

when your penis sucks something in

your penis inhales a trumpet

by josh September 22, 2004

a wrinkle in her dollar

finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.

I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar

by Josh October 19, 2004

straight edge

person who is against any substance that gets in the way or seperates them from what they love.

the ramones use to do drugs, but went straight-edge because drug use was tearing the band apart.

by josh December 21, 2003

FTF

A girl is FTF (Fit to Fuck)

As in she is Fit To Fuck

by Josh December 9, 2004

cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.

Shannon is a cuntwaffle!

by Josh August 17, 2003

favre'd

(verb) To have one's finger broken by the football while attempting to catch a particularly hard-thrown pass.

Comes from Brett Favre's notoriety for throwing one of the hardest balls in the NFL and having broken several of his receivers fingers on multiple occasions throughout his career.

also acceptable: Brett favre'd

"How did you manage to break your pinky?"
"Oh, I was Brett Favre'd by John in the tackle football game we had last weekend."

by Josh November 29, 2004

flapjack

Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.

Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.

by Josh February 8, 2004