samo

fat shit #2

"im hungry"

by josh September 29, 2003

Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.

"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"

by Josh April 08, 2004

Jyeah

A super-cool version of yeah, used in super-cool situations. Also, an exclamation when ultimate orgasmic happiness is reached.

Roddy: Dude, I just totally boned the captain of the cheerleading squad!!

Josh: Aww jyeah!

Both: JYEEEEAAAH!!!!!!

by Josh September 22, 2003

DoucheSnozzle

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag

Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...

by Josh February 16, 2005

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 08, 2005

Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

by Josh July 15, 2003

gerp

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

by Josh May 11, 2003