Josh's definitions

Michael Vick

1). The worst passer in the NFL. A quarterback who gets sympathy for losing to the Kansas City Chiefs 56-10 than the Chiefs get credit for setting a new rushing touchdown record

2). The idiot who had to try and show off in a preseason game, broke his leg, and cost Dan Reeves his job

3). The guy who supposedly gave herpes to a girl on purpose but ESPN and the NFL are trying to cover it up because Vick is a god and can do no wrong according to them

4). Quarterback whose coach is possibly the biggest idiot in the NFL and probably couldn't coach a flag football team to one win without Vick being there

5). Quarterback whose ass is the sole recipiant of ESPN's and the NFL's kisses

Michael Vick has one of the worst passer rating in the NFL.

by Josh May 5, 2005

spongenapping

The act of getting breast augmentation for free by dating the plastic surgeon.

Origin: Burger King, "an act of stealing inflatables."

Did you pay for those DDD's yourself, or did you get them by spongenapping?

by Josh December 5, 2004

crxed

To be stuck.
To be stoned.

The truck was crxed in the mud.

by josh December 22, 2004

t//4

"T/4" is a group of girls who think they're basically the shit. They are known around Robinson High School either for their big mouths or their slutty reputations. abby - is probably 7 feet tall and is a smart ass. katy - is a bitch and is kind of chubby. regina - is a SLUT and doesn't know how to buy clothes that are the right size. danielle - is a two-faced bitch who talks shit about everyone and has a big forehead. all in all, these girls are bitches. they try to fight a lot of girls, and 3 of the 4 are potheads

"lets have a t/4 party"

by josh May 5, 2005

fatshua

A combination of the words "fat" and "joshua." Used as an alternative name for a person named Joshua who is also fat.

FATSHUA FATSHUA FATSHUA, you sure are fat, FATSHUA!

by Josh December 4, 2003

boochi

A b*tch due to pms'ing

It's ok, she's not usually like that. F*ckin boochi!

by Josh May 24, 2004

Chawnk

to stick your penis in some bitches ear

After a long drunken night...the girl said she thought she had an ear infection, when in reality she was involved in some hardcore chawnking the night brefore.

by josh December 15, 2004