Josh's definitions

ur

illiterate individuals way of saying your, or you're.

ur an illiterate redneck

by josh April 25, 2003

optimus prime

How I refer to my male reproductive organ.

"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.

by josh March 9, 2004

rim job

That's where you stick your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

I really wish I would've cleaned my ass last night because I got a rim job

by josh September 3, 2004

fob girl

The meaning of which fatshua fancies his existence.

That fatshua guy is in love with the fob girl.

by Josh December 7, 2003

punk-deere

Demographic description of all those punk/hipsters who wear either John Deere or Von Deutch mesh caps

Ashton Kutcher's of the world

by Josh April 2, 2004

Kait

The most wonderful person in the world. A living angel.

I will love Kait forever, she is my angel.

by Josh June 10, 2006

deezy

absolutely the gayest possible person in the history of the human race

that richard simmons is such a deezy!

by josh February 9, 2004