lollerpwned

The most humiliating defeat. The only honor-compensating action after you've been LOLLERPWNED is suicide. In ancient days, Samurai who suffered defeat were forced to commit suicide because the shame was believed to be physically unbearable. being LOLLERPWNED is that X lYke 300000!!!11

"d00d, I like screamo."
"like what?"
"You know, story of the year and atreyu"
"You wouldn't know screamo if Daughters knocked on your door with their instruments in one hand and their LSD in the other."

LOLLERPWNED

by Josh December 09, 2004

Ford

F ourways
O n
R oadside
D ead

That damn Ford Only Runs Downhill

by Josh September 24, 2003

Unibrow

Unsightly growth extension of the eyebrow, forming what appears to be a single eyebrow which extends beyond the normal eyebrow range. Used in conjunction with Liphair (see description) by male members of Middle-eastern countries to determine whether a female of same origin is of consentual age.

Akbar, my good friend..Look at the unibrow and liphair on that fine Afghani woman. Indeed she is the most beautiful hairy mass I have laid my eyes upon.

by Josh January 03, 2004

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina

I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder

by Josh May 06, 2004

kunk

An object possessing thick and mushy physical characteristics.

The peice of shit on his shoe was kunky.

by Josh December 03, 2004

agility

its somin thats fuckin fast!

damn! that bitch has some agility!

by Josh June 03, 2004

user name

Something you post to Urban Dictionary to piss me off.

This practice makes absolutely no sense as these are almost never actual words. Annoying to everyone but the poster, these are the reason Urban Dictionary is becoming less useful by the day.

Jesus Christ, there are far too many here to mention.

All of you assholes should find a new hobby.

by josh February 19, 2003