Jose's definitions

Chantilly

Easily one of the richest schools in the nation where the sports teams only drink bottled water and the school buys plasma screen tvs and $10,000 gym mural paintings. Every once in a while has a good sports team like volleyball or girls soccer, but apparently has a nationally ranked marching band?!!Known for its lack of school spirit, wild parties, excessive amounts of drugs/alcohol and ugly guys willing take advantage of anything female (but it usually ends up being of of the hundreds of gorgeous girls at tilly)

Hey- their football team barely lost tonight. Let's go down to Chantilly and celebrate their almost-victory, because the girls are amazing and they really know how to party.

by jose April 24, 2005

ford mustang

The ultimate chick car. Tall, boxy, and a puny CI motor putting out even worse to the rear wheels. Can give most economy cars a run for their money, other than that its for high school girls to cruise around with the top off.

Natalie just got a Mustang Gt, her parents didnt want to give her anything too fast.

by Jose April 22, 2005

sickkups

1. The word sick with a swanky way of saying it.
2. It is derived from the word hiccups..

Jose: Yo mang i'm goin to my girl's house..
Rick: You are so lucky..
Jose: I'll hook u up wit her friends.
Rick: Sickkups!

by Jose March 2, 2005

Tezkah

hyper coffee drinking wack (verb)

(brother way too hyper) hey you, stop being tezkah!

by jose May 13, 2005

babeski

a really hott guy who is a sex toy

some hott guy thats used as a sex toy

by jose April 8, 2005

nob jockey

used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey

also used as an insult

that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey

by Jose February 5, 2004

mushe

Meaning mans sperm. Came from a rushed shorthand of the word mushroom.

You have a little mushe on your face.

by Jose April 5, 2005