Jorge's definitions

skeezix

Jivin' cool slang fo' a total loser, lamer, pencil necked geek.

Named after one of the main characters of the old comic strip Gasoline Alley.

That pocket-protecting skeezix from the AV department walked in here today looking for a stapler, what a jive foo.

by Jorge October 19, 2004

G-Unit

that's what's up.

G-Unit, that's what's up!

by Jorge June 5, 2004

elpirato

a Mexican Pirate.

"oh senor elpirato is ejaculatingo in my rectal passageo"

by Jorge May 22, 2004

malomar

the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).

"look at that malomar"

by Jorge May 22, 2004

zerocide

used to describe one that is targeted always. or the best band ever.

hey man zerocide is the best band ive ever heard in my life.

by jorge May 20, 2004

carago

Portuguese slang. Usally used as a generally non-ofensive form of caralho.

Grande como o carago (Enormously big)
Caro como o carago (Too expensive)
Fixe como o carago (Enormously cool)
Vai para o carago (Go fuck yourself {as a joke} )

by Jorge April 27, 2004

assram

1. macis's cock
2. any tool used to create a flappy ass

mike assrammed jorge until flappy.

by jorge March 12, 2004