Smorz

A damn good ass cereal by Kellogg's.

I love me some Smorz Cereal.

by Jordan Stevens April 27, 2007

pussy front

the front of a pussy

damn that pussy front was hot i could eat that all night

by jordan stevens July 30, 2008

yoshi

1. A kickass animal. Mario's homeboy.
2. To lick a girls pussy, with your long tongue, just like Yoshi's.

1. "Man, Yoshi is so sweet. He can kick ass, be your transportation, and do a bunch of other shit too!"
2. "Damn, check that girl out. I'd love to hit the Yoshi on her!" OR "Man, I wanna Yoshi her badly."

by Jordan Stevens October 02, 2007

Bitch

A term used for anything.

For Example:

Ay Man I seen a Corvette today, that Bitch was loud!
Or
Dude that hat is sweet, let me get that bitch!

by Jordan Stevens April 25, 2007

fuck yaself

How Bostonians say Go Fuck Yourself, as seen in The Departed.

Guy from New York City: I like the Yankees.
Guy from Boston: Fuck yaself.

by Jordan Stevens June 03, 2007

no remorse

1. Without remorse.
2. A badass song by Metallica.

1. Tim: Wow. Look at what that guy is doing out of that broad.
Brad: Yeah man, that guy has no remorse for her.

2. Brian: Hey! Have you ever heard No Remorse by Metallica?
Danny: Hell yeah! That song is awesome. I believe the chorus riff was the inspiration for the song in Doom's first level?
Brian: Yeah, that's true.

by Jordan Stevens March 04, 2008

mlb

Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.

Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:

back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.

now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.

*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*

MLB has good teams, but their rules are strict.

by Jordan Stevens May 14, 2007