Definitions by Jordan Stevens

yoshi 

1. A kickass animal. Mario's homeboy.
2. To lick a girls pussy, with your long tongue, just like Yoshi's.

1. "Man, Yoshi is so sweet. He can kick ass, be your transportation, and do a bunch of other shit too!"
2. "Damn, check that girl out. I'd love to hit the Yoshi on her!" OR "Man, I wanna Yoshi her badly."

yoshi by Jordan Stevens October 2, 2007

hummer 

1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis

Cara: Hi Jordan! What's up!
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.

hummer by Jordan Stevens June 13, 2007

sheed 

Nickname for Detroit Pistons player, Rasheed Wallace.
Also yelled as SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED when he goes for a shot, and/or just gets the ball.

*Rasheed Wallace gets ball, goes for three pointer*
Pistons Fans: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!
*Cush*
Pistons Fans: WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

sheed by Jordan Stevens June 13, 2007

St. Louis Cardinals 

2006 World Series Champs, also a good team

The St. Louis Cardinals are a good team, and this is coming from a Tigers fan.

St. Louis Cardinals by Jordan Stevens June 7, 2007

Detroit

a city that way too much people talk shit about.
it's not as bad as everyone thinks.

also, slim daddy is a faggot, who has never been to detroit.

fuck slim daddy.
detroit 4 life

Detroit by Jordan Stevens June 5, 2007

fuck yaself 

How Bostonians say Go Fuck Yourself, as seen in The Departed.

Guy from New York City: I like the Yankees.
Guy from Boston: Fuck yaself.

fuck yaself by Jordan Stevens June 3, 2007

sellout 

See Johnny Damon.

Johnny Damon is a sellout. He said he would never play for the Yankees, and look where he is now.

sellout by Jordan Stevens May 28, 2007