Definitions by Jordan

prostitutionalize 

to get pimped or pimp slaped

"I'ma prostitutionalize you bitch"

prostitutionalize by Jordan April 21, 2004

Beat 

Adjective used to describe something very lame, worn out, un-fun, or boring.

1. That shit is fucking beat.
2. Beat. (used instead of "that's gay"or similar phrase)

Beat by Jordan April 21, 2004

sinjamin 

1-Any person who is of less than desireable social value, or displays characteristics generally posessed by the aforementioned variety of people.
2-(exclamation) a saying that expresses distaste for an object or event.

1- "did you meet katie's new boyfriend?"
"yeah, that chris vokes kid? what a sinjamin"

2- "yo dude, i cant make the Bills game, I have to take my girlfrend out"
"SINJAMIN!!!"

sinjamin by Jordan April 12, 2004

ughmiblanle 

Ughmiblanle means a sound of disgust, like "ugh" or "shit".

"Ughmiblanle, we have a test tomorrow?!?
"

ughmiblanle by Jordan April 11, 2004

Nasty Sombrero 

When one partner puts on a Sombrero and the other parther shits in it then they get in a doggy position and the catcher (one whos getting it up the ass) eats out of the Sombrero like a troth (thing pigs eat out of)

Bitch one: Man Yolanda your breath STANKS!
Bitch two: Ya HO! me and Brian did the Nast sombrero last night
Bitch one: Damn you some scary ass motherfuckers!
Bitch two: Hey look dead babies!

Nasty Sombrero by Jordan April 7, 2004

juicemobile 

A slap on a wet fatman's back resulting in an incredibly loud juicy noise.

He slammed his hand onto the wet skin and a ringing juicemobile could be heard across the beach.

juicemobile by Jordan March 28, 2004

joan baez 

The best most brilliant and most beautiful woman to ever walk the earth. She is an amazing musician and has the best politics in the publicized world. She has the voice of an angel, the heart of I don't know, but someone really really really good, and man she is fucking gorgeous.

Man, that Joan Baez is one awesome lady, we should all listen to her- both her music and her thoughts on life, we can sure learn a lot from her!

joan baez by jordan March 17, 2004