green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan January 17, 2004

Bus Life

A type of living style, such as gangsta, and punker. People who are part of Bus Life, usualy use the Bus or other public transporations to travel.

How you gettin to the club?
"Buslife".

by Jordan June 07, 2004

software engineering

The process of creating and developing a piece of software for distribution.

The company's software engineering team developed a program to share files.

by jordan October 09, 2003

hair band

an 1980's musical band

Poison, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses

by Jordan July 15, 2004

cunniligus

this word does not exist... the proper term is cunnilingus

this guy has probably never engaged in cunnilingus

by Jordan June 15, 2004

moose club

when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.

last night i banged this girl and i got in the moose club.

by jordan April 09, 2005

bobby dazzler

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.

"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"

by Jordan January 04, 2004